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Washington State Bill Proposes ‘Composting’ of Human Corpses

Monday, 11 February 2019, 13:15 MJA Uncategorized 32

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Washington State is poised to become the first state in the Union to allow “human composting,” or the “accelerated conversion of human remains to soil.”

Senate Bill 5001, titled “Concerning human remains,” would allow for human composting, also known as “recomposition” in Washington, local KIRO-TV reported.

According to the bill, human remains “means the body of a deceased person, includes the body in any stage of decomposition, and includes postreduction human remains.” more here

32 Comments on Washington State Bill Proposes ‘Composting’ of Human Corpses

  5. ….geez, these Democrats sure want to cheapen the value of a human life, all the way across the spectrum.

    …almost like they plan on TAKING a lot of them very, very soon, and want the rest of the sheep numbed to it ahead of time, or something…

    “And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family? Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?… The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin’s thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt! If…if…We didn’t love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation…. We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.
    -Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , “The Gulag Archipelago”

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  10. “In an unrelated story, the state’s first Soylent Green factory has applied for building permits.”

    Under the Obama Era “Cash for Crackers” program, no doubt.

    (Any definition of cracker you choose)

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  11. You’ll have to get a “permit”,and pay a “fee” which will be “taxed” plus “shipping and handling” charges; Total Cost $50,000. Credit cards not accepted.

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  13. Why not? Following the Democrat mantra, it’s only human life after all. In fact, I’m surprised they don’t want to include aborted babies and sell them in special bags of fertilizer. But then maybe that’s next.

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  14. Outdoorjohn FEBRUARY 11, 2019 AT 1:45 PM

    “I’m having my ashes mixed with the douchewater up in Reno so the ‘ladies’ can ‘run me through’ just one more time.”

    hahaha! *he thinks the “ladies” in Reno douche!*

    …they may NOT, because some of their OTHER customers prefer the flavor…

    …one time a guy went to a whorehouse with the specific objective of cunnilingus. He just LOVED to eat the girls out.

    On this particular occasion, though, he went to the assigned girl in the assigned room and started his Lickalotapus imitation.

    Suddenly, though, he felt an unexpected object on his tongue!

    Pulling back, he spat it out, and saw that it was a little bit of carrot.

    Nothing daunted and with his raging hormones up, he went back to the well.

    THIS time, he got something ROUND.

    He pulled back out again, and THIS time, spat a pea.

    The mood broken, he looked crossly at his fille de joie and said, “What’s with the peas and carrots? Are you sick or something?”

    …to which she responded, “No, but the guy BEFORE you was…”

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  15. Finally! Washington State has caught up with Orthodox Jews who have been practicing burial techniques that encourage a rapid return of the body to the earth for hundreds of years.

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  16. Outdoorjohn FEBRUARY 11, 2019 AT 1:45 PM

    “I’m having my ashes mixed with the douchewater up in Reno so the ‘ladies’ can ‘run me through’ just one more time.”

    Here’s another cautionary tale…

    …One time a guy who was down on his luck went to a house of the red lamp for some action, but had only a quarter. He went to the madam, who said, “For that, I can only allow you to have oral sex with old Margaret. She’s back from the doctor, and he thinks the penecillin worked this time, so have at it. BUT, the way you do it is, she puts the quarter inside herself, and you eat your way to it. Once you pull it out, you hand it to her, and leave.”

    …this was not what our hero was wanting, but sex was sex, so he gave his consent.

    …Margaret wasn’t very young, and certainly wasn’t very clean, and there was evidence that others had been there not long before. Still, our protagonist wanted something, anything, so he handed her the quarter, which she put in up to the wrist, and he smacked his lips and went at it.

    …and it was worse than he expected, all slimy and smelly, with textures he had NEVER encountered before. Feeling like he was due a refund and also needing the quarter for bus fare home, he thought “When I get to it I’m running OUT of here to the bus stop, and forgetting this EVER happened, she doesn’t DESERVE it for being so nasty!”

    Just then, he felt something round and hard at the edge of his lips. He bit down on it, pulled back, and ran out, ignoring her shouts as he ran.

    He got there just as the bus was getting ready to leave, so he pulled it out of his mouth, slammed it in the coin bin, and sat down, feeling well-pleased with himself.

    Then the bus driver looked in the bin.

    He slammed the bus to a halt, went back to our Perseus, and asked in a loud voice; “HEY BUDDY! HOW FAR DO YOU EXPECT TO GET ON A SCAB?!?”

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  17. AND the Sermon this Mom won’t forget….

    ‘Dear Lord,’ the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ‘Without you, we are but dust….’

    He would have continued, but at that moment my very obedient daughter, who was listening carefully, leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four- year old girl voice, ‘Mom, what is butt dust?’

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  22. …I think they’ve probably earned SEVEN plagues ALREADY, @Anonymous, no ground-up bodies required…

    “And I saw another sign in heaven, great and marvellous, seven angels having the seven last plagues; for in them is filled up the wrath of God.”

    -Revelation 15

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  27. Big difference there, I’d rather be wrapped in a Jewish tuxedo and tossed in a post hole than run through an Eco-Chipper and mulched into the bark around the Gates Foundation.

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  28. Ditto Gladys. Human remains are considered to be a bio hazard, toxic.

    Plus, you get buried in a coffin for a reason. That land will be poisoned for hundreds of years. Hell, archaeologists have dug into graveyards that are hundreds and hundreds of years old. The soil always ALWAYS contains disease, microbes and other nasty junk.

    King Tuts tomb. Several of the explorers who went inside were exposed to a biological agent and died. That place is a few thousand years old and baking in a desert sun.

    People should be cremated. Or encased in 20 tons of concrete. Whichever is easier.

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  29. Save the state of Washington. Start with State of Washington elected officials WEST of the Cascades. Don’t get your panties in a wad over that ‘are they dead yet?’ thingy.

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  31. Saw it 46 years ago. One of Chuck’s better movies. Not as good as 10 Commandments or Apes; but good! Thought it was fiction; seems only to have been a forecast of America to come – on the Left Coast in reality!

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