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As host of Family Feud,Steve Harvey has heard his share of crazy responses. Sometimes they make him wonder about the contestants, other times they offend him, and sometimes they make him ready to quit. On a recent show however, one family’s answers had him walking off the game show’s set.
The Shah family was naming animals that women actually like being compared to. They first guessed “cat,” which was the number one answer. But they then said “dog,” which, believe it or not, was on the board. Steve was shocked, telling the family to, “Say whatever you want to say,” adding, “It’s wide open now. “
Ha ha.
I get all giggly-goo when Petey B compares me to a woodpecker!
I could not believe some of the answers. That audience must know some pretty strange women. Fox was pretty low on the list, and I have never heard a woman want to be compared to a cheetah.
Show writers tell them what to say.
It creates buzz, goes viral, brings in viewers, they can charge more for advertising.
C’mon, please don’t seriously make me walk you through this…
Family Feud writers used to work for the Obama’s. They were fired for using too many hard words.
The ones you need to watch out for are the cougars, they will tear you limb from limb. What’s a cougar? Here’s the Feline Scale:
Age 0-12: Housecat
Age 13-17: Bobcat
Age 18-21: Wildcat
Age 22-29: Lynx
Age 30-39: Puma
Age 40-49: Cougar
Age 50-59: Jaguar
Age 60-68: Panther
Age 69: Pussycat
Age 70-79: Cheetah
Age 80-89: Leopard
Age 90-99: Tiger
Age 100+: Lion
Family Feud used to be kinda funny when Richard Dawson was the host, now it just sucks.
They liked to be called “horse-faced” lesbians.
No wonder nobody guessed the others. THEY’RE ALL CATS!
At some point, America will tire of this drivel. Won’t they?
Anyone who ever saw Eleanor described her as looking like a horse.
Ever see those choppers?
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