Watch this sinkhole swallow up a huge chunk of a soccer field in Illinois

17 Comments on Watch this sinkhole swallow up a huge chunk of a soccer field in Illinois

1. GOOOOAAL!

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2. And now to Andres’ Cantor for the call on this sinkhole: “hoooooooooooooooooooole.”

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3. Huh… and here I thot Graboids were just Illinois politicians!

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4. A sinkhole swallowed my Uncle.

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5. It’d have been more exciting if Megan Rapinoe had been prancing around on the field.

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6. The sinkhole would have spit her right out ASAP Pronto!

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7. …just changing the venue…

   https://youtu.be/UtpbibcFyPk?si=m55qirlpSbr_Hf96&t=44s

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8. And imagine all the skin cancers, etc. being caused by the use of all that artificial turf on those fields (well documented at this point). Those elected folks clearly do NOT care about their constituents.

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9. Even God hates succin’ foccerballs!!!!

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10. Hey, that could have swallowed some chillen!

    Alsol I figured it either made great flushing sound – or – a giant woosh!.

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11. Joe B and at the bottom of the sinkhole that swallowed your uncle there was a tribe of cannibals (actually demons) preparing for a barbecue, yeah that’s the ticket, believe me.

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12. Not only the most exciting, even the most interesting…

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13. A metaphor for Joe being reelected.

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14. Out in the country roads, creeks, farms sometime have interesting names.
    One such road was Lost Mule Rd.
    Asked a few people why it was named that. Nobody seemed to know why, then I talked to an old guy who was alive at the turn of the century.
    Seems a man was out plowing his field, got to be lunch time, he tied the mule to a tree and went home.
    When he came back the tree, mule, plow, gone, sinkhole. I was up in an ultralight and the whole area is dotted with nice round holes, sinkholes.
    Maybe I’ll tell you about Runaway Nigger Creek next.

15. Whole State is a Honeycomb of Mines….The old “Dirty Coal” Always figured

    the New Madrid Fault Line would settle that particular problem…

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16. Very nice. Now, can you do one under Chicago city hall?

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17. Still way more interesting than soccer

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