Ice Age Now:
But I meant you – not me! We’re supposed to be exempt from rules we inflict on others.
Greg Walcher
Have we become a society of people who want to regulate others, but not ourselves? We laugh at those who suddenly object to a policy that seemed perfectly OK when (they thought) it only applied to others.
We make fun of Al Gore demanding that “we” end “our” fossil fuel use, while he travels the world in private jets and SUVs. We chortle about politicians and Hollywood stars advocating gun control while surrounded by heavily armed bodyguards.
In truth, such hypocrisy is common, because the desire to control other people’s behavior is human nature, at least for many. Yet our attempts at control frequently come back to haunt us.
In Hamlet’s most famous speech, he predicted that a would-be assassin might end up being “hoist with his own petard.” A “petard” is a bomb, so Hamlet meant the bomb maker might be blown up (“hoisted” off the ground) by his own explosives.
I vote we sacrifice Al. Can I get a second?
I second the motion presented to the floor!
Bad Brad, isn’t there a volcano in Hawaii the needs a sacrifice?
Doc
I don’t know about that idea Doc. That pig will spew a lot of unsightly fat into the flames. Super heating the core of Leftard Island Zombies. Well, on second thought, lets do it.
I try to do my part. When I’m searching for snack options, I always leave the refrigerator door open just a few moments longer to fight global warming.
Anonymous
My PGandfuckme Bill runs a K a month during the summertime. That doors open and closed so fast it’ll make your head spin.
Too many Chiefs and too few Indian’s !
Thanks Obummer.
BB FOR PRESIDENT ! 2024 OF COURSE……
Brad, come on over to TN. My bill almost never breaks $200.
If we turn the AC down to 50 and leave the doors and windows open; we can cool the planet down and stop the Tragedy!
And another plus: no state income tax.
“BB FOR PRESIDENT ! 2024 OF COURSE……”
Thanks, but I plan on dying well before then. I’m tired.
Just like Al Ghore, Hosanna O’Bama and
Fat slob Mikey Moor
Oh sure,
We’ll sacrifice like they do.
I’ll also sacrifice just like
Dope Francis, the last.
We should all follow their good example.
I notice every few years algore generates revenue by opening his big mouth and making a large contribution to the cult of globull warming, and mikey moore somehow does same by making yet another video equivalent to the offerings at the dollar store bookshelf (actually, I’ve picked up some pretty good reads there.)
Piggy bank must be running low…
Lazlo, yer gonna poke a hole in the ozone layer, dammit!
They are wonderful examples of
people who you can watch to be
sure you do the right things in
life by doing the exact opposites.