PatriotRetort: I’ve taken to going to CNN’s website every day because I love unintentionally funny stuff.
And CNN always delivers the best unintentionally funny stuff on the Internet.
It’s more entertaining than a YouTube video of two cats play patty-cake.
Today, CNN has a story that proves their “reporters” extensively studied at the “Well, oh yeah?!” School of Journalism.
After more than a week of reports swarming websites about Hillary Clinton’s questionable health, CNN reporter Gregory Krieg has a story titled Clinton’s health is fine, but what about Trump?.
All that’s missing from the title is “Well, oh yeah?!”
“Clinton’s health is fine?” That’s assuming facts not in evidence, wouldn’t you say?
I wonder if Edward R. Murrow ever used the “I know you are, but what am I?” journalistic tactic.
What follows Krieg’s headline is a whole lot of nothing. Despite the set-up that Donald Trump is not as healthy as Hillary, the only thing Krieg can point to is the fact that Donald Trump eats McDonalds and KFC. MORE
Oh noes, Trump is eating a Big Mac!!! Just imagine if they caught him dining like Obama/Jarrett at one of his million dollar, WH bashes! (no cell phones allowed, wonder why?)
And Clinton’s health is fine? Stumbling, with a catheter running down her leg and she’s wearing huge overcoats in August! You betcha!
Face it Dianny, there’s no end to the hypocrisy-if need be, the left dominated media will drag her dead, lifeless body and prop it up at the Inauguration. Huma will be glad to work the lifeless lips.
It’s a well known fact Hillary dines 3-4 times a day at Huma’s Taco Truck… Which may also explain the glazed eyes, seizures and vomiting.
What would be the odds that the MSM will be obliterated after Trump wins the White House? It can be proven these propagandists brought it on themselves. Good riddance and may they rot in the bottom of the cesspool they created with Cankles and Slick.
Get ready. After her big speech against the alt right, the MSM is going to diseminate the Clinton campaign’s new label for those of us who follow her illnesses. My guess is we’ll be called “Ghouls” on every network at once.
Hillary drinks her alcohol for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Trump doesn’t drink, wear Depends, nor does he weigh 300# like Hillary.
Trump was able to jump across a drainage culvert unaided. hillary needs help to ascend eight stairs….Case closed.
At least the journo can see what Trump is eating. What the hag is scarfing down at her celebrity fundraisers, he has no clue. Maybe he should be more concerned about what Hillary is feeding him.
JZ: And that’s from huma.
September 26. Trump and Killary on the same stage. The voters will decide.
@Thirdtwin – I liked your “ghoul” idea and briefly thought about other possibilities. The phrase “Munchuma by proxy” slammed through my head like a sack of garbage dropped from the top floor. Damn you, sir! It’s all your fault! I’m the victim here! (-:
Well, Oh Yeah?!
Hillary eats bearded clam!
Sorry JZ, but I just had to retort Patriot Retort…
When DEFLECTION is all the media has left…
…they’ve LOST.
(hallelujia)
Yeah, so what, Barky eats dog.
Hilary does not eat as we do.
Yes, her mandibles crush whatever her forelegs drag within their reach, but all earthly semblance ends there.
Rare venom’s and obtuse proteins in her maw pre-digest her prey-I mean food prior to storage in the ever expandable thorax.
The real question is what are we going to do when her wings are dry and she can fly around and berate mankind from above.
The Blue-collar billionaire — one picture is worth 1,000 words.
Trump has probably eaten at a billion taco trucks on jobsites all his life.
Great ad for McDonalds by the Donald!
Lazlo August 24, 2016 at 8:16 pm
Hilary does not eat as we do.
Yes, her mandibles crush whatever her forelegs drag within their reach, but all earthly semblance ends there.
Rare venom’s and obtuse proteins in her maw pre-digest her prey-I mean food prior to storage in the ever expandable thorax.
The real question is what are we going to do when her wings are dry and she can fly around and berate mankind from above.
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I about peed my pants laughing at your post here! Funniest thing I’ve read all day!
Trump knows that black people like McDonalds and KFC.
He’s photo’d with both.
Subliminal marketing of his brand. Trump is gonna smoke the competition provided everything during voting day remains non-hacked.
Oh yeah, never mind.
I still think he’s gonna win.
Beware all who vote on diebold machines…they’re rigged
I’m sure prior to these last couple years most of us had a so so opinion of Trump. But since this election we have gotten to see more into this guy. Personally, I think he is truley a decent guy. As much as the press wants his head on a pike nobody has came up with any swindles or corruption at least that I’m aware of. That means a certain level of honesty thats rare in DC
seriously? … that’s it? … eating McDonald’s? … wow! you’ve really nailed it CNN ….. lmao
still …. better than a E coli burrito at Chipotle’s (where all the hipster doufus libtards, {including you, CNN} eat
i would be seriously worried about his health if those were Taco Johns wrappers
@Aelion, barki eats dog, illary barks like a dog, I sense a trend.