Diogenes’ Middle Finger: The government knows that a specific behavior spreads monkeypox but doesn’t dare attempt to discourage that behavior. They know monkeypox has spread primarily through gay sex, which is why the outbreak has been almost entirely among gay and bisexual men. But no one’s telling them to knock it off.
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Oh hell, are we going to have a monkeypox quilt? And ribbons? And some weepy musical theater of some sort?
Maybe not, since nobody’s dying, just having to stop sodomizing for a week or two. I mean, hopefully they’re stopping or at least slowing down for a minute.
FOR BEHOLD MY FIELD OF F**KS, FOR IT IS BARREN AND EMPTY, AND I HAVE NONE TO GIVE.
Really. These Sodomites are adults (even if they’re not grown up). They know what to do. ANd what not to do. But they do it anyway. I guess Impulse Control is not one of their strong points. So….I. Don’t. Care. Let ’em f**k each other into total oblivion.
Just stay away from the children. THEM I care about.
I hope George Takei’s got it so bad that he can’t tell his azz from his elbow.
Interesting: How many children have been infected?
The name is not fair to monkeys, even they know what goes where and why.
The monkey sez: “Sit on it and rotate!”
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Monkeypox Monkeypox
Oh monkey monkey monkey, Monkeypox, Monkeypox
Oh monkey monkey monkey, Monkeypox, Monkeypox
Oh monkey monkey monkey, Monkeypox
Call my baby Monkeypox
Tell you why
His dick is sweeter than an apple pie
And when he does his ass-jammin’ lance
Man, I haven’t got a chance
I call him, Monkeypox, Monkeypox
Oh monkey monkey monkey, Monkeypox, Monkeypox
Oh monkey monkey monkey, Monkeypox, Monkeypox
Oh monkey monkey monkey, Monkeypox
(apologies to The Chordettes)
Finally – a feather in Joe’s cap.
My local paper (a Gannett rag) ran on a story on this and very carefully skirted the mode of transmission. I made a very innocuous comment and was immediately banned.
Shouldn’t it be # 2 since we’re dealing with a bunch of fags who like taking it up ol poop chute.
@Wild Bill
I believe it. Sex, in any form, is the liberal/pervert god.
Haha – San Francisco has now announced it’s a state of emergency!
https://www.sfchronicle.com/health/article/monkeypox-sf-state-of-emergency-17335483.php
“But no one’s telling them to knock it off.”
I don’t want them to knock it off! I want them to reap what they sow. I don’t care what kind of disease they get, I’m not a participant in their activities. They abhor hearing the words stop doing that! Leave them be and whoever is a willing participant, you will get your just reward.
Sodom and Gomorrah, Greece, Rome, Babylon, Pompei were all destroyed. Only thing left in Pompei were murals of sexual activity among the population. My point is, those civilizations that practiced homosexuality, were destroyed. I can’t help but think we are no different than those civilizations. Time will tell. They’ll be another disease pop up for the gay community, there will be no cure – maybe fire and brimstone.
It’s too bad it’s not more deadly. The idiots might be more concerned. . . and “flatten the curve”.
Yeah, I know. We’re doomed.
I feel concerned that I brought my daughter into this world of demise.
Fudgepacker Flu
It must be some kind of a conundrum when the average person is more informed than the average ‘journalist’ or ‘scientist’.
We used to call AIDS the “ass injected death syndrome”… maybe monkey pox should be renamed the Beta Ass Injected Death Syndrome? BAIDS for short.
uhm, maybe if they wore a mask …
Hey, Hey, we’ve got monkeypox
And people say we monkey around
But we’re too busy screwing
And grooming the kids in town
You know what we want to
Do what we love to do
The only time we get restless
Is when there’s no young men to screw
We’re just trying to be nice
And people say we monkey around
We’re too busy screwing
And grooming the kids in town
(Apologies to the Monkees, if any of them are still around)
Strangely, in God’s mercy Monkeypox just might be a very painful, non lethal warning to deviant men. They need to asks God’s forgiveness though Christ before it’s too late.
God could just as easily drop kick these perverts into Hell like they deserve.
Stop The Spread(ing of ass cheeks)
Looks like the democrats and conspirators are trying to exterminate all the homos also. pity.
@Anon
Could be they hope to get into the general population. If you are unlucky enough to be near a queer with the pox, all he has to do is squeeze a postule enough to squirt his diseased juice in your face, and you’ll get the pox as well.
Keep a safe distance from the deviants.
It’s all about saving the planet by any means possible, even if it means sacrificing some of their own.