She’s so old that when she sees Methuselah she says, “Hey kid”
21
…”She loaned her apartment key to Ben Franklin for his kite”…
25
…she harassed Paul Revere during his dinner at the Green Dragon Tavern.
26
She’s so old that for legal precedents she sites the Code of Hammurabi
21
As a juvenile delinquent she did a stretch on devil’s island, when she and her small gang of rowdies nailed Jesus Christ to the cross.
13
She’s so old that she has a tattoo that says, “George Washington Slept here”
17
She’s so old that archeologists sift the dust on her feet for fossils
13
She’s so old that her pocket constitution is on parchment …
15
I heard she signed her yearbook with a chisel.
17
She’s so old she was Methuselah’s nanny.
11
She’s so old that she fell asleep at Sotheby’s and was sold for 3 million pounds
14
But seriously, 1933, the year of her birth, was FDR’s first year in office.
13
Bayouwulf – Right before the dinosaurs all died she wuz the one running out of the forest screaming “Oh fuck! A meteor!”
13
Is she too old told to participate in the annual (exercise in gluttony) hot dog eating contest on Coney Island on the 4th of July? She’s so old she dated Job once upon a time and is the reason Job was freaking out, wouldn’t you if dated that old bat.
6
She wa among the first to report Caesar had crossed the Rubicon.
10
I heard she waited the table at the last supper and got stiffed on the tip.
8
She is so old.,………..
How old is she.???????
She is so old Darwin mistook her for the missing link.
7
Og make piktyur of incestor in cave.
6
Her gynecologist has to use a can of Liquid Wrench and the jaws of life to check her mudflaps.
9
Let’s just say she’s old.
I want Keegan or the wise Latina to “go skiing with the Kennedys” next and we will be safe for a while.
If that were to happen, I would pressure a lot of the conservatives on the court to also retire so we can keep it conservative for the next 30-years.
6
The Big Bang woke her up from a nap
17
Justice Kennedy is 81, hint hint RBG.
7
She was first to tell Moses that the Ten Commandments didn’t mean what they said.
18
The other Judges refer to her as “Old Mossback”
5
Bader Ginsburg was never qualified to sit in any court for lack of intelligence.
Read her opinions !
And she has law clerks !!
4
She’s so old that Druids mark her shadow at the Spring and Summer solstices
6
Her ACLU member card is #001
11
… she nursed Helen Thomas …
… she knew Brian Williams BEFORE he was a liar …
… she taught Abraham the “Secret Protocols …”
… she was known as Enkidu when she lived in Uruk …
izlamo delenda est …
6
She so old the Grim Reaper just sighs when he sees her…
7
She so old George Burn said, “Yes Ma’am” to her…..
9
Darth Bader
(in the future, she hides her age with a black helmet)
5
She’s so old she dated both Cain and Abel.
6
…after much debate, she found the Milky Way galaxy to be rotating the wrong way; roundly condemned the designer and all those who participated in the current rotational direction; and sentenced the current occupants of the galaxy to stand on their heads.
5
She’s so old, Atlantis is in her travel diary.
5
She sold David the slingshot.
5
She fell asleep before she could write the majority Dred Scott decision.
3
She’s so old she had to recalibrate her fridge magnets.
4
She’s so old the Moon still had volcanos
4
She’s so old… Abe Lincoln put her on the Supreme Court.
3
She’s so old she used to babysit the inventor of the sundial.
“””””””””””” she fetched her supper with a club.
“””””””””””” she and Eve both dated Adam.
3
She’s so old, Whistler’s mother was her BFF.
2
She’s so old…she gave legal advice to the serpent in the Garden of Eden…
5
She’s so old, there is moss growing on her private parts.
1
She’s so old she remembers when the Dead Sea was alive
5
she’s so old when she drives past a cemetery people with shovels chase after her
1
There are pornographic paintings of her on the walls of caves in France
1
Her first law review article was written using a hammer and chisel
3
She remembers the time when God said “Let there be light”
1
She wrote a dissenting opinion about the Magna Carta
4
She started out as as a stripper in college, stage name Dusty Drapes ,, I know it’s wrong,,,yet just feels so right
1
When she was in college she organized student protests …. against the First Crusade
4
She once championed affirmative action for Neanderthals … on the grounds that “bio-diversity is our strength.”
2
On her birth certificate, it states that she was born on July XXVIII in year XVIII of the reign of Augustus
4
In her first job as an intern in the Roman senate, she helped draft the DREAM (Development, Education and relief of Attila’s Minions) and DAVA (Delayed Action for Visigoth Arrivals) acts, which led directly to the fall of the Roman Empire
….she was traumatized as a young girl, when all those Dinosaurs died.
There’s not enough Febreze in the world.
I shared a Meme on FB of Her “Drowning in an Wetknap”
but she pulled a train with Margaret Sanger and the Woodrow Wilson administration.
Beetlejuice can’t even make her dance….
Wasn’t RBG already standing there on Plymouth Rock to greet the Pilgrims?
…she farts dust
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/old-judge-goes-t20185.html
SC needs term limits.
She so old King Tut was her last date
She’s so old that when she sees Methuselah she says, “Hey kid”
…”She loaned her apartment key to Ben Franklin for his kite”…
…she harassed Paul Revere during his dinner at the Green Dragon Tavern.
She’s so old that for legal precedents she sites the Code of Hammurabi
As a juvenile delinquent she did a stretch on devil’s island, when she and her small gang of rowdies nailed Jesus Christ to the cross.
She’s so old that she has a tattoo that says, “George Washington Slept here”
She’s so old that archeologists sift the dust on her feet for fossils
She’s so old that her pocket constitution is on parchment …
I heard she signed her yearbook with a chisel.
She’s so old she was Methuselah’s nanny.
She’s so old that she fell asleep at Sotheby’s and was sold for 3 million pounds
But seriously, 1933, the year of her birth, was FDR’s first year in office.
Bayouwulf – Right before the dinosaurs all died she wuz the one running out of the forest screaming “Oh fuck! A meteor!”
Is she too old told to participate in the annual (exercise in gluttony) hot dog eating contest on Coney Island on the 4th of July? She’s so old she dated Job once upon a time and is the reason Job was freaking out, wouldn’t you if dated that old bat.
She wa among the first to report Caesar had crossed the Rubicon.
I heard she waited the table at the last supper and got stiffed on the tip.
She is so old.,………..
How old is she.???????
She is so old Darwin mistook her for the missing link.
Og make piktyur of incestor in cave.
Her gynecologist has to use a can of Liquid Wrench and the jaws of life to check her mudflaps.
Let’s just say she’s old.
I want Keegan or the wise Latina to “go skiing with the Kennedys” next and we will be safe for a while.
If that were to happen, I would pressure a lot of the conservatives on the court to also retire so we can keep it conservative for the next 30-years.
The Big Bang woke her up from a nap
Justice Kennedy is 81, hint hint RBG.
She was first to tell Moses that the Ten Commandments didn’t mean what they said.
The other Judges refer to her as “Old Mossback”
Bader Ginsburg was never qualified to sit in any court for lack of intelligence.
Read her opinions !
And she has law clerks !!
She’s so old that Druids mark her shadow at the Spring and Summer solstices
Her ACLU member card is #001
… she nursed Helen Thomas …
… she knew Brian Williams BEFORE he was a liar …
… she taught Abraham the “Secret Protocols …”
… she was known as Enkidu when she lived in Uruk …
izlamo delenda est …
She so old the Grim Reaper just sighs when he sees her…
She so old George Burn said, “Yes Ma’am” to her…..
Darth Bader
(in the future, she hides her age with a black helmet)
She’s so old she dated both Cain and Abel.
…after much debate, she found the Milky Way galaxy to be rotating the wrong way; roundly condemned the designer and all those who participated in the current rotational direction; and sentenced the current occupants of the galaxy to stand on their heads.
She’s so old, Atlantis is in her travel diary.
She sold David the slingshot.
She fell asleep before she could write the majority Dred Scott decision.
She’s so old she had to recalibrate her fridge magnets.
She’s so old the Moon still had volcanos
She’s so old… Abe Lincoln put her on the Supreme Court.
She’s so old she used to babysit the inventor of the sundial.
“””””””””””” she fetched her supper with a club.
“””””””””””” she and Eve both dated Adam.
She’s so old, Whistler’s mother was her BFF.
She’s so old…she gave legal advice to the serpent in the Garden of Eden…
She’s so old, there is moss growing on her private parts.
She’s so old she remembers when the Dead Sea was alive
she’s so old when she drives past a cemetery people with shovels chase after her
There are pornographic paintings of her on the walls of caves in France
Her first law review article was written using a hammer and chisel
She remembers the time when God said “Let there be light”
She wrote a dissenting opinion about the Magna Carta
She started out as as a stripper in college, stage name Dusty Drapes ,, I know it’s wrong,,,yet just feels so right
When she was in college she organized student protests …. against the First Crusade
She once championed affirmative action for Neanderthals … on the grounds that “bio-diversity is our strength.”
On her birth certificate, it states that she was born on July XXVIII in year XVIII of the reign of Augustus
In her first job as an intern in the Roman senate, she helped draft the DREAM (Development, Education and relief of Attila’s Minions) and DAVA (Delayed Action for Visigoth Arrivals) acts, which led directly to the fall of the Roman Empire