What? Doesn’t Everybody Drink Wine Out Of A Pringles Can While Riding A Motorized Scooter? – IOTW Report

What? Doesn’t Everybody Drink Wine Out Of A Pringles Can While Riding A Motorized Scooter?

At a Walmart parking lot.

 

23 Comments on What? Doesn’t Everybody Drink Wine Out Of A Pringles Can While Riding A Motorized Scooter?

  1. Must explain that abandoned cart I found in the TV aisle.

    “LAWWWWWD, it’s a MIRACLE! Her legs done come back, and-… never mind. Grandma’s just drunk at Wal-Mart AGAIN…” 😳

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  2. And I need to smoke a lot of weed before going to Walmart. Might have to try the Pringles can some time.

    Any bets as to this being a future Walmart thing on unsocial media? I can picture the Walmart Pringles Can Challenge gaining popularity.

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  3. @gin blossoms – Amen to that! Here in Sarasota County is a little place named Osprey, mostly well-to-do. The Walmart there is one of the nicest I’ve ever seen…but it IS after all a Walmart. The other day, I saw in the same checkout line an 80-ish well-dressed matron with diamond earrings, a fat broad with back boobs and tats, a dusty construction worker who looked like he was in the middle of building a Mayan pyramid, and an old native Floridian woman with skin so sun-wrinkled that if you could stretch it out it would cover a shuffleboard court.

    Ahh! Florida Walmarts! Way better than teevee.

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  4. It also depends on what time of the month or time of day when you go to Wally World. I avoid the first part of month and tend to go there as early as possible in the mornings when the riff raff is still sleeping and Saturday afternoons and weekends are the worst for bringing out the freaks and ne’er do wells. And it also depends on the location of the Walmart, the closer you are to a low income area the worse the Walmart.

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