What else did they find in Joe Biden’s garage?

50 Comments on What else did they find in Joe Biden’s garage?

1. Jimmy Hoffa.

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2. I guarantee there are no tools or lawn equipment in there.

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3. Someone with more talent than I have needs to re-jig the words to Frank Zappa’s ‘Joe’s Garage’s
   😂

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4. baby bottles

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5. They found their excuse to get rid of him with a scandal as small as this instead of the house investigations of hunter, etc. exposing the rest of them being involved.
   I bet he will resign within a month or two.

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6. Coloring books; colored outside the lines
   and a rare copy of
   “How to sniff the innocent”

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7. 12 unread copies of the U.S. Constitution.

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8. rumor has it hamrods server was found in biteme’s garage

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9. child porn, johnson’s baby shampoo, and soiled adult diapers? maybe a mangled bicycle, a lot of yen and ukrainian currency?

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10. Sam Brinton’s missing luggage

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11. A Tranny named Jill pretending to be President….
    Oh, Sorry, Wrong President

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12. Jill’s old dildos.

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13. Lots of Obama dolls with pins stuck in them.

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14. Gallon jars full of Adderall pills.
    (Or whatever they pump into him for his daily semi-lucid hour.)

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15. A well worn copy of his favorite book “An Idiot’s Guide to Fucking Up the Country”

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16. Throw pillow with “Honesty is the best policy” embroidered on it.
    The marksmanship badge he won as an Eagle Scout.
    “The Benefits of Showering Alone” penned by Roman Polanski.
    “How to Raise Boys so that they are not Girlie Men” penned by Arnold Schwarzenegger.
    His bail receipt from the night he was arrested in South Africa with Nelson Mandela.

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17. Boxes containing his petrified, unused organs like his brain and heart.

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18. Boxes with all the Sears catalog ads he ever snipped out with children in underwear.

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19. One of those big blue trash containers full of my stinky soiled Depends.

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20. His belly button lint collection – not his own.

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21. His brain in a jar of formaldehyde.
    An empty box labeled Joe’s greatest speeches.

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22. His senility

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23. I have one of those nice robes with a hood Robert Byrd gave me to wear at our secret meetings.

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24. A large pink dildo with “Sweetums” written on it with magic marker….

25. Atlantis—mortgaged to Ukraine.

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26. Jeffrey Epstein’s little black book?

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27. “Clone Identification Manual”.

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28. Mu.

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29. Altars to Satan and Nancy Pelosi…

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30. Anyone else see the non-news story about Bidens SS vehicles catching fire while on vacay in Nantucket? 🤫

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31. His forged high school diploma

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32. Joe’s first Wife’s Suicide Note

    “I’d rather take Them with Me than subject Them to Your Perversity”

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33. His bike’s training wheels.

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34. A Puerto Rican flag given to him by the New Castle County Chamber of Commerce when he was a child

    His old Class A CDL

    A yarmulke from the Tree of Life synagogue

    Framed picture of him and Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir

    A Boise Cascade letter opener

    Uncle Frank’s Purple Heart

    US Navy swag mug from his appointment to Naval Academy in 1965

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35. All of our Social Security numbers and home addresses.

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36. Six decades of the torn and bloody panties of children from 2 to 12 years old.

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37. Taco Jill’s stripper pole!

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38. Stacks of adult diapers; used and unused.

39. Creepy Joe’s step ladder (he never knew his real ladder)!

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40. Balenciaga teddy bears and kiddie porn court papers.

41. For anyone who has read, “I Heard You Paint Houses,” AnonTrooper’s response at the top is spot on. Of course Scorsese left that part out of the movie version, “The Irishman.”

42. P.S. Jugs of his daughter’s used bathwater.

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43. Nothing but a cheap ring from a cracker back jox. And a pickle!

44. Jill Biden’s beauty, underneath Jill Biden’s scruples. She lost both of them a long, LONG time ago, and they’ve gone REALLY bad and are dripping rot onto the box of Joe’s dignity underneath…

45. Life size replicas of 12-year-old girls and 4-year-old boys, bales of yuan, bales of Pentagon military secrets

46. Hunter’s dildo collection
    Crates of grated Parmesian cheese
    Address book of Wuhan hookers, age indexed
    Box marked all of his college degrees, fill in the blank names.
    Dog training manuals, still unopened
    Home VHF tapes of him and his children showering together taken by baby sitter Jill, unedited.

47. 81 million votes.

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48. In 2024 it will be 83 mill+

49. erb PDX Brad
    Top Shelf Controller Sticks

50. The title of this post reminds me of a Zappa album.

    Now who is the “Central Scrutinizer”?