I’ve read too many official versions.
It’s the ankle…No it’s the toe! She fell! No, she tripped!
Whatever.
Now you get to report the story.
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Threw a shoe. Stone bruise. Rock in the hoofey.
I love her in the Christmas commercials pulling the beer wagon.
It’s an electronic offender tracking device.
I just wish this experiment was over there is no point to her anymore she should be put out to pasture.
We don’t need a daily update on what she does. I was so sick and tired of seeing her ugly puss during the presidential election I thought when she lost that would be it. Certainly there must be some other
liberal besides an obama or a Clinton that has a chance to be elected to something.
No one is going to vote for her for anything. Who cares what she does or doesn’t do.
Broke her foot kicking her own ass, no not that sale aware.
I know exactly what that is.
It’s a device to keep her shoe on when she has a seizure.
Those shoes cost a lot, ya know.
She looks like Graham Norton just asked her to open a pickle jar with her toes.
It’s amazing that she and these old Democrats think that they are indespensible.
Go away, already!
This boot was made for walking…
Says Nancy Sinatra.
So just walk on off into the sunset, Hillary. Goodbye.
…and this little piggy went to PRISON!
Is Hil a teeTOEtaller?
If she was-she wouldn’t have broken her foot.
Just a touch of gout, is all. Too many steak and kidney pies. And gin.
Corns, bunions, toe fungus, planters warts, hammer toes, athletes foot, what next?
How about foot in mouth disease?
Huma walked by and she slipped on the wet spot.
She had brain surgery and that’s the bandage.
That’s a concealed colostomy bag holder, duh!
Cloven hoof syndrome. She couldn’t find a farrier to file it down.
Foot drop. It’s caused by a stroke usually, but can be by injury.
This explains her continued tripping, special glasses, fucked up eyes….coumadin/warferin meds….pinnched/constricted perineal nerve
I know this because I have foot drop from a dislocated knee and severed perineal nerve…
She broke her toe by trying to cunt punt Lena Dunham for shits and giggles.
Bill leg humped her again
If the soft cast/boot isn’t gone in a couple of weeks, then I think we’re on to something. If it reappears, then it’s it’s true. An ankle foot orthotic (AFO) will soon follow. They are hard to hide and your walking stride will tell the tale…..give me some videos of her walking in 4 weeks and I’ll tell you the truth….I got 32 years of knowing this walk….
It’s a Terminator T-600Beta!
Kyle Reese: “Listen, and understand! That Terminator is out there! She can’t be bargained with. She can’t be reasoned with. She doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And she absolutely will not stop… ever, until she is President!”
The house missed her and landed on just the foot.
She was doing her ” Hanging Kung Fu ” masturbation, and dropped too quickly !
The last time she put her foot in her mouth, she gnawed on it a little bit.
Drunk again. Her balance is shot.
Hillary, I feel you pain. I get the same way when I polish off a half bottle of scotch in one setting too. I broke my little toe on the corner leg of my bed once. Damn that hurt.
Don’t sweat it. Tell everyone you were dodging sniper fire when it happened. They will buy it.
Naw, Hillary has had several minor strokes….I bet she sleeps with compression boots.
They wanted to get her to the white house and then have Bill be the sock puppet… that’s an image…
“You want me to tell you what my foot thinks?
My foot is not president of the United States.
I was supposed to be.
You want my opinion, you ask me.
I’m not going to be channeling my foot.”
Just a girdle for those fat ankles.
She didn’t break or twist anything, it’s just that she was too hung over to make her early morning morning book flogging appearances and wanted a phony excuse that would bring sympathy instead of criticism for the no-shows.
“What Happened?”. Another sniper bullet. ???? 😉
The Lamacil Monster needed more room.
I’ll tell you why she has the cast on her foot: to distract you from asking her about Harvey Weinstein.
A rock jammed in her hoof.
I have a podiatrist buddy, I called when this happened, he laughed and said it’s a good thing she didn’t come to see him, could have been the first patient he ever lost.
that boozehound bitch was three sheets to the wind shitblind drunk when she fell and broke her brittle-boned flux capacitor.
Who fuckin cares?
Just die, already.
Anybody gonna weep? Mourn? Divvy up the swag – is more like it.
izlamo delenda est …