What if you held a Million Person Race March but nobody came?

15 Comments on What if you held a Million Person Race March but nobody came?

1. 6am start time problem #1
   Didn’t pay people to protest, problem #2

2. The ‘We hate white peoples March’
   You know ‘white’ people, the same people who pay the taxes so you can get your checks. Those white devils.

3. Those black fists raised in what, deviance? A salute back to Hitler times? Too bad they’re too dumb to realize they are outnumbered almost 6 to 1 by us non blacks. What eactly do they want? Besides reparations for shit that never happened to them. 🙄

   If by some chance it is respect they’ll never get it from me.

4. I so wanted to attend, but matters of utmost importance, (laundry) demanded my attention.
   Is it racist to want to keep those tightly whities white?

5. I think I see the problem. It started before midnight and somebody forgot to bring the basketball.

6. I so wanted to attend too, but had to wash my hair.

7. Shouldn’t that be bassetball like in the song Bassetball Jones?

8. My invite must have got lost in the mail.

9. Sorry I missed it. I had to wax the driveway.
   But I really did want to see Blacks in Whiteface… just look at me. 🙂

10. Problem #1: 1%
    Problem #2: 99%

11. The million maggot march that wasn’t.

12. “Yo, muthahfuckah, where my free shit?”
    “an lunch?”

13. Everybody was just worried about all the ISIS terror attacks. Psych!

14. Reason: it was a million person march, but only animals were invited.

15. Don’t be so cynical. Those people
    were probably all at work.

    …Right?

    (Damn, I can’t even type that with
    a straight face, much less say it.)

    ; }