I’m sure he has a collection of shaved pubes in little baggies that he has stockpiled for just such an occasion. 3
Forget the head condom, a nice plastic grocery bag would work better… CYA CIA, No Secrets Admin, and not so Secret Service this is called satire, you should try it sometime. .
I’m sure he has a collection of shaved pubes in little baggies that he has stockpiled for just such an occasion.
Distance sniffing.
Distance sniffing. I’m sure he could handle that.
Maybe Paltrow’s GOOP has a candle for that.
He can always touch and sniff himself! He has been practicing for that eventuality his whole life!
I’ll just leave this here…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvU4KrfJP1Q
For Joe I would recommend some Nitrile gloves and a snug-fitting head
-size condom…
Forget the head condom, a nice plastic grocery bag would work better…
CYA CIA, No Secrets Admin, and not so Secret Service this is called satire, you should try it sometime. .