I knew about the goats, sheep, camels, and small children of either sex, but I had no idea they screwed cats, too.
What are his feelings toward canines?
The cats are waiting for the ass lifters to remove their shoes at the door of the mosque. Then they are going to make some deposits in the most expensive shoes they can find.
Maybe we missed something in the hadiths about drinking cat urine in a pinch when no camels are to be found?
They’re forbidden. They can be kept for herding animals or for guard dogs, but otherwise dogs are considered unclean.
No, the prophet Mohammed was very fond of cats. There is a story in which he cut off a large part of a sleeve because he didn’t want to disturb a kitten that was sleeping on it.
I will wager that no cat in that region has been treated for roundworms and tapeworms.
Think of that when you bob your melon on the floor 8 times a day.
Some imam is going to put out a Fatwa declaring cats in a mosque to be against the Koran.
Just wait, it’s coming
“What are these cats up to? ”
Don’t be distracted by the circumstance and location.
Cats are always plotting to take over the world.
In this situation, they are exploring taking over Islam and installing a world wide Cataphate.
I knew about the goats, sheep, camels, and small children of either sex, but I had no idea they screwed cats, too.
What are his feelings toward canines?
The cats are waiting for the ass lifters to remove their shoes at the door of the mosque. Then they are going to make some deposits in the most expensive shoes they can find.
Maybe we missed something in the hadiths about drinking cat urine in a pinch when no camels are to be found?
They’re forbidden. They can be kept for herding animals or for guard dogs, but otherwise dogs are considered unclean.
No, the prophet Mohammed was very fond of cats. There is a story in which he cut off a large part of a sleeve because he didn’t want to disturb a kitten that was sleeping on it.
I will wager that no cat in that region has been treated for roundworms and tapeworms.
Think of that when you bob your melon on the floor 8 times a day.
Some imam is going to put out a Fatwa declaring cats in a mosque to be against the Koran.
Just wait, it’s coming
“What are these cats up to? ”
Don’t be distracted by the circumstance and location.
Cats are always plotting to take over the world.
In this situation, they are exploring taking over Islam and installing a world wide Cataphate.