What’s up with that bandage on Kim Jong-un’s head? – IOTW Report

What’s up with that bandage on Kim Jong-un’s head?

That Kim Jong-un bandage is a real mystery

PJMedia:

[…] Reuters, because the news agency is apparently staffed with vile Commies, reported this with a straight face.

To be honest, Kim might have lost a little weight spending time on his Peloton specially made from the bones of his enemies and/or former kindergarten classmates, but he still looks like a cross between Mao and the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.

But more “worrisome,” if you’ll allow me to stretch that word beyond recognition, is the bandage currently gracing the back of Kim’s urn-like head. more

25 Comments on What’s up with that bandage on Kim Jong-un’s head?

  1. Either the bullet went in and bounced around in the empty space or its a screwed up lobotomy by a medical trainee coming to Washington for work.

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  2. No big deal. Guys (especially fat ones) get neck pimples/infected pores/cysts all the time. Pop ’em (or cut ’em out), apply antiseptic, slap a band-aid on, and you’re good to go for the next round of threatening nuclear war on the Imperialists.

    If he didn’t have such a lousy short haircut he might have been able to comb his hair over that zit.

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  3. Yep, I carried a cyst around on the back of my neck for a few years and recently it blew up to a golf ball and got infected. Had to wear a bandage on it for a couple weeks until the stitches came out, just a few days ago. It’s nice to not have a bandage, it was annoying as hell. I’m not fat, don’t know how much that plays into it.

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  4. Could you imagine being the lucky guy that gets to scrape whiskers under Kimmie’s fat chins with a straight razor?
    Bet he doesn’t get a lot of volunteers; they’re all draftees.

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