Diogenes’ Middle Finger: Since When Did CNN Become a Satire Site?
CNN wants you to know that CNN took a poll, and according to that CNN poll people trust CNN more than anyone CNN says.
According to RedState, CNN is so proud of the fact that they decided to air the CNN poll on CNN, and then CNN host Lil’ Tater Stelter tweeted it out because if anyone should report on how loved CNN is, it’s CNN. more
So the last six people travelling by aircraft in an otherwise empty airport saw the CNN broadcast and the only choices were:
1) Do you trust CNN?
2) Do you not not trust CNN?
People who can think turn off CNN (they have ZERO credibility).
Stelter’s got purty lips.
The part they didn’t tell people about the poll, is it was conducted in Beijing.
“According to a random poll of 10 CNN employees,
100% of those polled believe that CNN is an essential business
and should receive perpetual government funding.”
he who pays the piper calls the tune, right?
of course a cnn poll declares this outcome
in the most important poll in november it is important we all make our voices heard
Reminds me of my last employer wanting feedback on customer satisfaction and sent out post cards, to current customers, with a short list of questions and room for a comment.
They all came back glowing with praise and appreciation. 100%
He should have polled customers we recently lost, if he wanted useful feedback.
No surprise CNN got favorable results from their fan base. Duh.
With a sly grin I can brag ALL my customers love me. 100% !!
Well, duh. The ones that hate me aren’t my customers any more.
And Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are REAL!!! BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHHHHH!!!!!!
Sounds familiar.
https://youtu.be/2X9E9n6GHC8
izlamo delenda est …
My vaunted push poll indicates that CNN came in last with a 1% favor ability (CNN staff were polled)! Who you going to believe fake news or fake polls?
Dadof4, “Reminds me of my last employer”
Hahahahaha, I read that as “Reminds me of my last emperor”. I thought maybe you were making a statement as to your boss being a tyrant like my governor!
Then I re-read it and went, “Do’h!”