Patriot Retort –
Yesterday, in what can only be described as a futile attempt at clout-chasing, the long-forgotten David Hogg presented a poll on Twitter.
Yeah, it didn’t work out well for him at all.
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Paging Nelson Muntz. Nelson Muntz, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
David Hogg is the Beto O’Rourke of Jon Ossoffs.
David Hogg needs to stop pigging out for attention.
Good. I completely forgot about that ass clown. Always thought he was odd looking…like he was ages 18 and 34 at the same time.
I am sure Hogg can shoulder the difficulty.
Wait. He doesn’t have shoulders.
The dude is such a weakling he can’t even pick up a box of Summers Eve. Douche.
I thought him & Greta was getting married ???
BUTTHEADICUS ALTER EGO of RADIOATIONMAN August 22, 2020 at 7:37 pm
I thought him & Greta was getting married ???
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Great! That’s what the world needs, 2 Hoggs and some little pigs running around. They named one Ima and the other Ura.
Hogg too big of a pussy to hit the streets of Portland for the cause wants to post his deep thoughts. Train wreck.
Yea GOLDANDFOXY,
Give them both a double dose of
Dr.Gates RNA/DNA disrupter vaccine and
they can have Libtard demorat 2.0 sub-human babies…
Hogg? Hm. Lemme see, I think I know….
Yep, I have zero fucks to give.
Speed Racer, same thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7DUoUCg03E
He’ll be back. But do we care?
Gee Wally, after that poll he should now know the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit!
The only Tweet with him that I’d be appreciative of is one where he got a full power soccer kick to his head from Marquis Love.
I know a kid that went to that high school and you’ll never know his name. But he acted heroically that day and probably saved many lives. He’s the son of a former coworker and I asked him early on if he wanted to share his story.
Nope.
And then there is camera Hogg.
hahahaha *snort*snort
dammit forgot my handle.
Charlie WalksonWater
Must be painful to hold that snarl face for a lifetime.
The Talking Heads called. They want their lead singer back.
The only reason why someone wants to disarm you, the typical, non-criminal citizen is so that THEY can do horrible, evil things to YOU. Things that would justify you shooting them.
See Seattle, Portland, and other Leftist shit-holes.
So far, my guns have killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy’s car, planned parenthood, and Hillary Clinton.
I’m four for four with birds, PHenry. Lifetime score. 😀
(Humans: 0 for 0. Your comment still has me laughing…)
David Hogg: “so you’re saying there’s a chance!”
Hey David. My Petey B says for fifteen minutes you can HOGG my unbleached elastic starfish!
Didn’t he drive to school after the shooting started being reported so he could say he was there and pad his college resume?
I was going to say “your move University of Central Florida” but Harvard couldn’t resist capitalizing on several of his 15 minutes.
Who?
https://youtu.be/iaGYTNWFMMs
PHenry
AUGUST 22, 2020 AT 7:35 PM
“The dude is such a weakling he can’t even pick up a box of Summers Eve. Douche.”
…I’d say he IS a douche, but NO woman would EVER want THAT in her vagina…
The response to his tweet reminds me of that scene from The Bird Cage when Hagadorn Spartucus asks “Can I somebody some soup?”
5 seconds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymqRaxJXCUg
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“But I’m smaht! Smaht, I tells ya!”
Shuffles off down the street in his tobacco-stained boxers clutching his bathrobe with one hand and his bottle of Muscatel with the other …
Tiny violin mewling softly in the background.
izlamo delenda est …
I thought his 15 minutes were over for good, the result of laying in the bathtub while the water drained away. A most tragic accident occurred: he was sucked down the drain and nobody has seen him since. He’s either been pumped out into the ocean or he continually revolves around one of those big poop tanks.
This schmuck is always hogging the limelight
His glory days may be over but he’ll always be remembered for having the world’s most punchable face.
Little Hogg dressed like he was auditioning for a part on Saturday Night Fever instead of a news piece.
keep sucking gun c*nt-rol d**k, faggot
Well he can always become a male stripper at B. H. Obama’s private club!