Gateway Pundit: 78-year-old Joe Biden must be exhausted after destroying tens of thousands of jobs in his first few days in office because he called a lid and went into hiding Saturday.
Biden called a lid on the first Saturday of his administration and will not be seen for any public event for the rest of the day.
He wants to try out his new My Pillow Geezer Dream Sheets.
Wait…what?
TRAITOROUS FUCKING BASTARD!!!
The batteries in his ear pieces were running low. Why are we allowing this charade to continue. Just sign it Joe. WTF?
Presidenting was a full time job when he had to carry Obama.
Back in the day….a lid was a given amount of MJ.
Might have a different meaning today but what do I know??
@LocoBlancoSaltine – “He wants to try out his new My Pillow Geezer Dream Sheets.”
LOLOLOLOLOL. :>O
I was thinking about picking up a pillow or two myself.
Just like that Goya reverse bullshit boycott.
Ghost
@ Joe6Pak
Quiet, You’ll wake him up and he will sign something else.
Lid?
He already shit his pants in the White House.
Does Depends make a version a presidential seal?
We are so fucked.
The audio-animatronics need recharging.
Ghost, me too as far as buying a My Pillow.
I try to spend money on patriots as much as I can.
BTW, the last couple of discount codes were MY44 & HOPE45.
They may not be current though I think FUCKDOMINION should work!
Maybe “Matlock” or “Perry Mason” was on.
Hey Doctor Jill, make the best of your First Lady Fifteen because the First Gentleman is walking up the White House driveway right now with an Eviction Notice.
#FakePresident
#NotMyJunta
Quiet world, old Crazy joe is taking a nap!
BUT…HE’S GETTING A LOT DONE!!
“MR. PRESIDENT, JUST SIGN HERE..WE’LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST”
President phone, pen, & Depends…
C’mon, man; he was probably at church. He keeps telling us he is a “devout Catholic”.
Back in the day, they’d call that Executive Time.. could last a week.
Hand cramps from signing all the EO’s to open the borders, kill the 1776 Project, allow DNA men to compete with women, shut off the Keystone pipeline, etc.
Does Joey have a quick depends button like trump did with Diet Coke?
re: My Pillow discount promo codes
@ghost & @loco — Me, too. Two days ago I decided to do a little business with Mike L. and went looking for promo code discounts. You could have knocked me over with a
featherpiece of interlocking fill when the Duck sent me off to the *gasp* CNN coupons page. I got two pillows for half price but you might do even better.He needs a CNAP machine.
Yes, negative.
Don’t let any of our global rivals and enemies learn that the President lacks the energy to make it through even a week on the job. And for Heaven’s sake, do not provoke a crisis in the wee hours of the night.
My revised timeline has Joe retiring from office by Summer. And Kamala is not up to the task, either.
You 80 million Biden voters have some ‘splainin’ to do.
So our country took the day off and nobody told me. I could have benefitted from the rest had I known. Did the rest of the world know we were taking the day off so they could plan accordingly?
Sunset syndrome.
Anyone with an elderly parent more than likely has experienced dealing with it.
I doubt the dolts who are driving around with Biden 2020 stickers have even heard the word “Lid” being used in its current context. Maybe some of them are waking up to the fact that their guy can’t wake up.
Is he in the basement of the White House?
Does he think that all the world leaders he has to meet with at Davos. And G whatever summits will put a “lid” on meetings for the doddering old fool from America?
What if that “3am” call comes and we’re lidded up?🤔
Biden’s 3AM call is to get up and pee. Hopefully “Doctor” Jill left the lid, there’s that word again, with the fuzzy cover up.
I love it that he doesn’t know what he’s signing and screwing a lot of his supporters. This is a gift that keeps on giving. He wasn’t in office 10 minutes before the crying and squealing like a pig started. Lots of these politicians are doing a “wait and see” while Biden is burning it down. See the ashes? This is the only entertainment that I’m getting from this miserable situation, watching it all crumble and the liberals crying that they didn’t know what they were getting. Well, enjoy your shit sandwich.
Dan Ryan Galt January 24, 2021 at 9:32 am
Biden’s 3AM call is to get up and pee. Hopefully “Doctor” Jill left the lid, there’s that word again, with the fuzzy cover up.
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Joe doesn’t get up to pee, he’s wearing Depends – maximum absorption. He doesn’t sleep with Jill, she can’t be bothered since she’s already put in a full day of carrying his ass. I wonder how much the Chicoms paid her to take care of Joe the peedo.
A lid after only 2 days? Didn’t Jim Clyburn tell him it was a 24/7 job? He’s folding already.
And for anybody who thinks Chlamydia will be an improvement, get ready for Primary Season 2.0.
Trump ought to be back in the white House by June.
This “signing ceremony” setting is not the oval office and that dinner table is not the resolute desk.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/01/shock-video-biden-signs-executive-orders-no-evidence-idea/
Emailed the White House and reminded them to recharge the corpse’s battery each night.
What if the lid gets stuck. Do you beat it with a butter knife? Run it under hot water?