WNB:
WORLD NEWS BUREAU – The Trumps have planned numerous alterations and updates to personalize the White House. A partial list of proposed changes leaked Wednesday include:
- Remove weed-choked garden and install putting green using synthetic grass to save water and assure year-round use.
- Remove “African sh!t” from all public and private areas.
- Remove giant subwoofers from East Ballroom.
- Re-carpet and paint hallway outside of Oval Office to remove any remaining Clinton body fluids.
I’m hoping they put in all new mattress and linens, it’s not Motel 6 anymore.
Remove Reggie from closet in oval office
Add corners back to oval office since it is safe no one will shit in the corners
A good sandblasting would be the minimum. That, and a sweep for electronic bugs.
Remove mosque and pictures of Muhammad
Rename it the Whtehouse, since there is now no “I” in it.
Tent and lysol bomb the building
Rename the Oval Office to “the locker room”. Just in case
Burn the penis tuck underwear left behind
Donate crack and pot to DC homeless
Remove all of the racist art installed by the last fascist in chief.
Were there monkey bars installed in the gym?
Remove the book “how to cheat at golf” by Bill clinton from WH library…
Remove nose bones and lip plates
Remove tampons from oval office bathroom..
Remove Obama’s legacy from oval office wall, Oh wait!
Donate FGOTUS to the National Zoo.
G = Goat
Sanitize Chewbama’s bedroom.
Move Putin and family in….
Refinish the Resolute desk in the Oval Office to remove heel marks and coke-chopping razor blade scratches.
Pitch all the plastic knives and forks and try to get the actual sterling stuff back from Big Maw and H-Rod.
Make Mooch come back and clean the toilet each time PRESIDENT Trump takes an unflushed 💩.
Remove all the boogers Barry put on the underside of the Resolute Desk.
Clean out all the KFC chicken bones from under the back seat of the Presidential limos.
Is it me or did Melania’s …. oh it’s shopped.
Never mind.
Remove Obama’s butt plug left on the dresser.
A picture does paint a thousand words!
Remove the 475 Obama portraits.
Install a black lawn jockey at the entrance.
Seriously, find a useful purpose for the Moslem Prayer Room built on the first floor.
That watermelon patch was embarrassing, I hope it’s plowed under today. I’m sure all the ghetto crap is gone, Trump is first class all the way.
Remember the early ’08 campaign press reports about how Obama’s bus/plane stunk to high heaven? I wonder, I really do wonder, if it was the same in the WH.