A lesbian couple walks into a sperm bank….Stop me if you’ve heard this one before.
Actually, it’s not a joke. The lesbian couple did not technically walk into a sperm bank but they did order sperm from a bank in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove. Jennifer Cramblett and Amanda Zinkon, a White couple living in Ohio selected sperm from a White male provided by the Midwest Sperm Bank. Cramblett used the sperm to become impregnated with her first child, but just months before little Payton arrived in August of 2012 Cramblett received a communication from the donor bank informing her she had been given the wrong sperm.
Her baby would be Black.
Unsurprisingly Cramblett is suing the sperm bank for “wrongful birth and breach of warranty.” While she can’t be blamed for being a little miffed that she did not receive the product she purchased, her reasoning behind the lawsuit is unnerving to say the least. Here are some of Cramblett’s main concerns with now being forced to be the mother of a Black child as laid out in the lawsuit:
On August 21, 2012, Jennifer gave birth to Payton, a beautiful, obviously mixed-race baby girl. Jennifer bonded with Payton easily and she and Amanda love her very much. Even so, Jennifer lives each day with fears, anxieties and uncertainty about her future and Payton’s future.
What kind of anxieties, you may ask? Just the typical anxieties of any normal, bigoted parent trying to raise a Black child.
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Hey lesbos, just wait until the busybody black ladies start telli g that your doing her hair the wrong way…
http://www.xojane.com/issues/white-parents-black-baby-skin-and-haircare
Punished with a black baby?
Call Eric Holder, could be a gentle giant.
They don’t want their baby black, baby black, baby black
Leftists are freaking obsessed with race gender and social strata but they say they aren’t and accuse everyone else of RAAAAACISM
2 Options Would Make This Impossible. Either Get Impregnated By An Actual Man Of Ones Choosing (Forgo The Donor Route) Or Select A Child To Adopt.
So much for solidarity amongst the minorities. And we’re supposed to be the racists?
Well lezzy, you obviously wanted the young girl to fell awkward in a black community! You named her Payton! What were you thinking?
Living in Chicago.
What are his odds?
Of course he could become a “community organizer”, whatever the hell that is.
Ahmmm, she’s racist
@Menderman, good point.
But, with surnames like “Cramblett” and “Zinkon”, it really doesn’t matter.
So, two gay guys decide they want a baby, they both donate sperm, mix it, and have a host mother impregnated.
Nine months later a baby boy is born and the gay couple are at the hospital admiring the tot through the window.
“He’s the best behaved baby here!” they exclaim, noticing that their tot is the only baby not crying.
The Nurse in charge sez…”Sure, he’s calm now, but wait till they pull the pacifier out of his ass….”
Chieftain wins!
I don’t have a playbook, is it OK for lesbians to be racist?
I know it’s OK for blacks to be racists.
I know it’s OK for Progs to be bigots.
Does anybody know how to get a playbook?
Seems they guard them better than the NFL.
Led Belly or Ram Jam, I likes em’ both
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ry-8pCpTDCE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo
The link above is to the Lead Belly original
No pics? Methinks they don’t look like the 3-some teachers.
Moxie, Didn’t your mom warn you to be careful what you ask for? Pictures in this article AND I am taking no responsibility for any clawing, bleach etc that you engage your eyes with
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/white-lesbian-mum-sue-sperm-4363963
Notice how they pawn their own racism off on their neighbors?
If their neighbors don’t care about living next to lesbians, I seriously doubt those same neighbors care if those lesbians have a half black child. It’s the lesbians who wanted a black child, but instead of admitting that fact, they chose to smear all their neighbors as racists instead.
Typical progtard assholes. Projecting their own racism onto others.
Dammit… the lesbians wanted a white child.
Curse the lack of editing.
This reminds me I need to go make a deposit.
@avgdude, same here, I thought they had a boy not a girl.
NORDBERG!
That poor kid is so fucked. Judging by what the dyke said, her resentment of this child is just going to grow and grow. If they decide to have another one (presumably they got a free coupon or something) you can be sure that the original kid will get less and less affection and attention. Take Payton away from these two bitches now and give him to parents that will love, care and give him a chance in life. Oh, it would be nice to accidently neuter the lesbians during they next, I don’t know dental exam or something because they sure aren’t fit to raise a child.
@JDHasty – Thanks for the link, but I will not click, I will not click . . .
Just dash its head into the sidewalk … late term abortion.
Problem solved.
Right, LIR? LIR?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha *gasp* Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Losers.
Being from Ohio and knowing that town, i can openly call B.S. The color of this childs skin will have no effect from the community. The lifestyle these women have chosen, and the choice of them pretending to be real parents will effect them. The demands that they have put on the community is the burden, not to them, but to that community. Not the choice to to have a strange mans semen inserted in their who-ha’s because shockingly, two woman can make babies.
If you want to have some fun, look up her attorney’s commercial. ” i will make them pay ” you will just love them. Here’s a short one. The others are over the top http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5HwzQC4xkw
Life in The Bizarro World. What could possibly go wrong?
Some people bitch if they get hung with a new noose.
–maybe the Bank will drop its 15% restocking fee just this once.
Black baby with gay parents? That kid just hit the affirmative action lottery! He’ll be president one day.
Somebody got short-changed in this situation, and it wasn’t Dolph Zinkon.
How do you suggest to a child that they weren’t wanted? She can try to rationalize it all she wants to her daughter when she’s old enough, but I think we all know intuitively, “You don’t sue someone because they made your life better.” So, this is an open admission that she thinks, over all, her baby made her life worse.
Yeah. I know the feeling. I half expected my kid to be black. The first words he ever heard from me were: “Oh my God! He’s blonde!”
Ya just never know.
But racist lesbians are new to me. I am confuzzled by this. What’s wrong with a chocolate baby when you knew you were rolling the dice any way you slice it?
If you don’t know where the goo came from, why should you be surprised at anything that pops out of your cooter?
Sorry. I think this is hilarious…DIPSHITS RULE!
Always ask: “Who gave you that goo?”
Or: “If you get your goo from a turkey baster, don’t complain when you pop a little turkey”.
Maybe it just stayed in the oven too long?
Chieftain….LOLOLOL!!
But you have to give some kind of warning! I almost choked to death!!
Maybe it’s a sign… as in, LESBIANS weren’t MEANT to HAVE children!!!
🙄
I hope the sperm bank has to pay through the ass. What kind of a business helps these sick freaks make a baby?
Would she rather have had a white child that was stillborn? Handicapped? Ugly as sin?
So she has “anxiety” because she has to take her child to the inner city to get a haircut? Suck it up, you stupid, selfish bitch. Children turn out the way they turn out, and parenthood involves many sacrifices. And BTW, I’ll start digging lesbians when you stop marginalizing black people.