Dick Morris Now Sucking Toes At The National Enquirer –
Diogenes’ Middle Finger: Famous prostitute-toe-sucker and former democrat political adviser Bullshit Artist, Dick Morris, has finally found a home that’s appropriate for the special…uh….“talents” that are his forte, as Chief Political Commentator & Correspondent for the National Enquirer
“The Capitol Hill-based newspaper The Hill has dropped laughingstock Dick Morris as a columnist after he signed on with the National Enquirer as its chief political correspondent.
In a statement a spokesperson for The Hill wrote: “In light of Dick Morris’ new position at the National Enquirer The Hill has decided to discontinue his column. We wish him well.”
I think this is what is called delicious irony
Like the Inquirer needs another Dick…
There goes the credibility of the Enquirer
Man, you suck one of those toes in the picture you could lose a tonsil or two. Lady find a grinder and fix those things.
-> -> How to fashionably climb a telephone pole <- <_
Sufferin Thuccotash… Morris must have used the same Speech Therapist as Sylvester. They both should get their money back.
Lady find a grinder and fix those things.
Brad, might be a progressive man’s feet!
Wait, I thought he was the pitchman for some Philadelphia guaranteed-retirement plan? That guy needs to drop anchor on a steady job. How many fortune-telling stock-market-crash books can you peddle in one lifetime?
“Sucking toes”
I hear he’s ‘moving up’ with this new job.
I look at the move this way…
Dick’s been on the TITANIC since Clinton left office. He figures this is the CARPATHIA and it’s his last chance for survival before America breaks apart and sinks to the ocean floor.
One could argue that this makes him even more of a prostitute
than Sherry Rowlands (the almost forgotten toe suckee).
“Brad, might be a progressive man’s feet!”
Thanks, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Sylvia, Morris should switch from peddling recession-proof annuities to selling Jublia®.
The last time I saw something with toenails like that, it was snatching its lunch out of a lake.
Morris hates the clintons as much as I do.
Sucking a toe beats lip biting and rape. I listen to Dick on his blog. As he ain’t bad says, he ain’t all bad, just a little fucked up at times.
@Moetom – You’re right: toe sucking makes me laugh, rape makes me angry.
Angry rape. There ya go!