Now it won’t be able to escape its own farts unless it moves sideways.
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I’m sorry you had to post this. It did remind me of a joke from about 4th grade.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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Sometimes unexpected things happen when you remodel the plumbing in the bathroom.
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Angus. my late hubs told me that one in the 70s… I’m a math teacher. Thanks for the memories. I’m still teaching but at a Christian school now. Thanks be to God.
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*sigh*
They need to admit this is not normal and the doctors who mutilate people like this arrested. They are worse than Mengele.
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This shit is wrong… in more ways than you can swing a dead cat in!
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World’s smallest violin. Enjoy yourself.
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“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature” as the Chiffon Margarine commercials used to say.
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Angus, did you hear about the higher mathematician?
He used logs.
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Bonus Hole?
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I just can’t finger this post out…
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A pencil, right. He had his whole fist jammed in there.
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1. It will never breed.
2. It will have a lifetime of misery and pain, and rightly so.
3. He will die soon of sepsis. Once fecal matter reaches the blood stream, all hell breaks loose.
4. He will never use a pencil ever again. 🙂
5. I can’t keep from laughing. Kathy Griffin’s new lips
had the same effect on me.
6. He’s in deep doo-doo….the end.
There’s no there there. Or it got Slashdotted.
Sounds like he has Shit for Brains
Only thing I can say about it :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POQ3qUy92ik
Now it won’t be able to escape its own farts unless it moves sideways.
I’m sorry you had to post this. It did remind me of a joke from about 4th grade.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
Sometimes unexpected things happen when you remodel the plumbing in the bathroom.
Angus. my late hubs told me that one in the 70s… I’m a math teacher. Thanks for the memories. I’m still teaching but at a Christian school now. Thanks be to God.
*sigh*
They need to admit this is not normal and the doctors who mutilate people like this arrested. They are worse than Mengele.
This shit is wrong… in more ways than you can swing a dead cat in!
World’s smallest violin. Enjoy yourself.
“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature” as the Chiffon Margarine commercials used to say.
Angus, did you hear about the higher mathematician?
He used logs.
Bonus Hole?
I just can’t finger this post out…
A pencil, right. He had his whole fist jammed in there.
1. It will never breed.
2. It will have a lifetime of misery and pain, and rightly so.
3. He will die soon of sepsis. Once fecal matter reaches the blood stream, all hell breaks loose.
4. He will never use a pencil ever again. 🙂
5. I can’t keep from laughing. Kathy Griffin’s new lips
had the same effect on me.
6. He’s in deep doo-doo….the end.
“I WAS ASSUMING IT’S NORMAL”
WHICH PART???
Did this happen before or after he got on the plane…
https://liveandletsfly.com/diarrhea-delta-diversion/?utm_source=BoardingArea&utm_medium=facebook
Oh No! Poop out of your front hole.
It paid for it. Enjoy.😂
Does it help to pretend it happened while giving yourself an abortion?
Trannies are disgusting perverts. There is no other conclusion to make.
whoops hoo! sepsis here we come..
I don’t think you’re supposed to sharpen the pencil first.
Glad I read the comments first. Pass.
Probably a plus on the prog dating scene. The filthy disgusting sonsabitches love that kind of shit.
Twat you say? I cunt hear you. Perhaps we can finger it out together?
You Just Can Not Make This Shit Up!
Not even Aaron Sorkin, on his best cocaine binge, could write something like this.
“like your hymen”? Really? SMDH