Who ordered the tall, white, extra soy for President? – IOTW Report

Who ordered the tall, white, extra soy for President?

The Left is not impressed.

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Immediately after announcing his departure from Starbucks, Executive Chairman Howard Schultz began sounding like a man running for office.

Appearing on CNBC on Tuesday, the Hillary-buddy launched bombs at both President Trump and the Democrats, calling the recent tax cuts “reckless” and pinning the root of America’s cultural divide on the current Commander-in-Chief.

“It’s not about trade wars with China, it’s not about building a wall, it’s about getting our house in order,” the coffee tycoon pontificated.

According to Bloomberg, “Schultz also lamented that ‘some Democrats’ had moved too far to the left.”

Under a–hold your laughter–President Hillary Clinton, Schultz was speculated to become Labor Secretary and Tuesday’s grandstanding wasn’t the first time the corporatized social justice CEO shared his political opinions on a national platform.

In 2017, Business Insider released a video of Schultz telling workers “We have a president that is creating episodic chaos every single day and that is no doubt affecting consumer behavior,” among other pointed accusations.

Just after that statement was made the U.S. saw a massive spike in consumer confidence, reaching the highest levels since before the Great Recession in 2008.

That same year, Schultz announced a plan to hire 10,000 migrants throughout all Starbucks locations in a feeble attempt to hashtag resist President Trump’s travel ban on six nations that aid terrorism. As a direct result, Starbucks was boycotted and the company’s consumer opinion dipped.

17 Comments on Who ordered the tall, white, extra soy for President?

  1. The left still doesn’t understand why Trump won and think they just need to find the right billionaire and they’ll be back in the game. Not realizing Schultz was dead in the water as soon as he said he didn’t know how we’d pay for universal healthcare and the like. Their base craves socialism and Bernie, not a ‘centrist’ that won’t promise them free everything.

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  2. The Left are, literally, stuck at pre-teen development.

    Politically they crave a secular Messiah, a Muad’Dib God Emperor. A Stalinesque Man Of Steel.
    Who will also be the perfect Daddy, Father figure, Dreamy Boyfriend, Perfect Husband/Partner/Soulmate.
    And will fill all the many, countless bottomless aching voids in their lives which led to them becoming shrill, fragile, needy Leftists.

    Ironically PDT fills many of those roles, especially Strong Daddy and Fearless Protector.

    I suspect many of the Left are conflicted and secretly attracted to aspects of Trump.
    Like teenage girls badmouthing some boy they’re secretly dreaming about, many individual Leftists are likely struggling with the attraction.

    They’re almost ready to fall.

    MAGA, baby.

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  3. He’ll find that his popularity is limited to Seattle and it’s outskirts. Other liberal and leftist enclaves are chock full of their own opportunists and don’t want competition.

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  4. The drama of late with this dude is S.O.P. with prigs.
    Remember the guy that was supposedly trying to “break” into his own house, you know, bammy said “the police acted stupidly” so he, the dude and the cop sat down for a beer summit?
    That guy turned up very, very soon after with some sort of genealogy show on pbs where all the famous people better than us little people learn they are related to former slaves.

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  5. Solid reasoning Patriot Anon#1.
    There is only one Billionaire Businessman who both made and kept his promises and DJT has docs proving his Patriotism (going back decades) and love of USA .
    That he chose to wear a white hat and #MAGA is the answer to our prayers.
    Soldier on as #wwg1wga …

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