FOX–
Trump wants to see NASA boots on the Moon.
President Donald Trump wants to see U.S. astronauts return to the Moon as a foundation for future Mars missions.
Trump signed a policy directive Monday instructing the National Aeronautics and Space Administration to “refocus America’s space program on human exploration and discovery.”
The move, Trump said, “marks an important step in returning American astronauts to the Moon for the first time since 1972 for long-time exploration.”
“This time we will not only plant our flag and leave our footprint,” he said. “We will establish a foundation for an eventual mission to Mars, and perhaps someday, to many worlds beyond.”
Maxine would be good company.
That picture is shopped.
The hind end ain’t big enough!
Alice Kramden would be an appropriate choice
If it is a one way trip then the Obamas, Pelosi, Schumer and the executive managements of the DOJ and FBI.
Bill Nelson
He already hitched a ride on the space shuttle. Unfortunately for those of us in Florida, he rode in the one before the Challenger disaster.
McCain, Collins, Flake, etc.
To paraphrase Ben Stein
Mmueller,Muller, Muller …
They isn’t a rocket big enough to carry my list of candidates.
CNN. And while they’re up there, they can look for Russians and that Malaysian airliner.
Judging by the frozen pastries I’m guessing Rosie O’Donut.
Send me. I need a vacation.
Sheila Jackson Lee, please.
Michael More and Caitlan Jenner (Bruce)
And only one box of Wheaties.
Two thirds of congress would be a good starting point.
Poor Lazlo!
Send me, dammit.
Low gravity, adjustable oxygen levels, perfect for an old guy.
Get me a fat bastard rated space suit, a bulldozer and an endless supply of air, and some astro-turf that will stand being outside, and I will build you the best damn golf course in the solar system.
Hole 6, par 5, 28 miles from pins to cup.
Gabby Giffords and her already an astro-nut husband would be an excellent choice.
I’m just happy that NASA will again focus on sending American Astronauts into space, instead of “making muslims feel good”.
Cher.
She made a campaign promise that if DJT won the election, she would move to Jupiter. Trump could help her on her way to fulfill her campaign promise.
WE NEVER WENT TO THE MOON
It’s all over youtube. We can’t get past the Van Allen Belt. Any capsule you send is like sticking in a giant microwave oven. Nothing can survive.
Did you see the press interview with Buzz Aldrin after their return? Did they look like conquering heroes, or those men ashamed to be caught up in a fraud?
I wonder what they will do when it comes time to show pictures of the “previous” landing sites….since I dont think they are there. Trump is somewhat of a truther; I wonder what the deeper game he is playing with this older conspiracy. Does he want to expose the fraud? Or will they “stage” the older sites and actually go? Will it be another even more elaborate hoax? I can’t figure this one out.
Send Hillary. Only if it’s one way with no radio. It’s a good way to be done with her.
With all these choices make sure to paint RUMPKE on the sides of the rocket!
@Horrorman18: Not without Ralph as the launch vehicle.