Germans Market ‘Safe Shorts’ to Protect from Sex Crimes
Escalating assaults in Merkel’s Europe are bringing back the popularity of the chastity belt.
Because you need protection from the muslims who are there running amok because they need protection from you, or something like that.
Because… I don’t know… shut up, bigot! That’s why!
“Safe Shorts” would have a concealed Luger in them.
Castration for the first offense along with 5 years of public service. If they are so twisted that they still commit assault after that…. Execution.
From the linked article: “Do you know the feeling when you are outside that someone could attack you from behind? SAFE SHORTS gives you protection.”
What the … ?
First come the safe shorts, then the safe vest and then the safe head covering and viola! The Burqa!
In addition to the locking mechanism and alarm, the shorts include a “flexible, soft protector in the crotch” that prevents any further interference.
Some people call that a wedding ring……
What happened to the German people? Shouldn’t they be protecting their women by any means necessary?
Bring back the Teutonic Knights, updated with Strümgeweheren, body armor and grenade launchers, of course!
Angela Merkel won’t be needing safe shorts any time soon; even savage goat doinkers have standards.
Tired of winning: Germany isn’t run by “men” anymore. It’s run by progressive women. And contrary to myth, progressive women don’t protect women.
Since the rapist is likely to be armed with a knife at least. I don’t see these shorts protecting anyone. But the fact that things like this have to exist is an absolute disgrace.
Sad.
It’s sad to be standing on the sidelines over here watching the destruction of an old friend.
Safe shorts start at the border – don’t let these animals in.
from the article –
“UPDATE: Seinz [the female inventor] has told LifeZette that the development of Safe Shorts was not a direct result of the migrant crisis. “I hereby expressly dissociate myself from … xenophobia. The refugee situation has nothing to do with the development of this product,” Seinz said.”
sorry, girl, you fooling no one…..your racist, xenophobic, sexist slip is showing……
Are these available for goats?
In Germany, the Muslim invasion is a problem with a multitude of solutions: all of them wrong.
better way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67L4Gh8fKLE
From the same folks who brought you gun-free zones.
The Europeans have become Eloi to the moslem Morlocks
A once-great nation taken over by elderly Leftist women.
There’s some correlation between estrogen, declining hormones and Communism.
At my age, “Safe shorts” would prevent things from leaking out, not from going in….