Lid: The past few days we’ve tried to provide a clear picture of what’s occurred in 2015 with posts such as, our top 50 posts, the year in Hillary, the year in the global warming, and the Iran deal, and there will be more during the next two days. But there is one person who deserves special recognition; Karen Elaine Johnson, who goes by the “nom de plume” of Whoopi Goldberg.
Twice during the past year she’s blurted out comments which, to be quite frank, created a mental picture that still cannot be scrubbed from my sub-consciousness. MORE
I just wanna puke. She got schlonged by Ted Danson. He kept his breakfast down. Ted Danson schlonging Whoopi Goldberg. Now that’s what I call a self-hate crime.
Gross.
Well that statement should cause even the brick layers union to go on strike.
I think she’s the only woman Bill Clinton wouldn’t hit on…………….other than his “wife” of course.
I just wanna hurl my Wheaties after reading that! ?
Word is next year Geraldo will do a show called “The Mystery of Whoopi’s Vagina” where he goes inside and finds Ted Danson’s long lost Buick…
Muslims in the Middle East are always looking for more mules to bang, go there.
Can’t help you, try a farm animal
Another example of how feminism has stripped women of their
femininity.
Laid to rest would be most appropriate.
I see why she changed her name. She’s too ugly to be a “Karen” and she hates Jews.
‘Scuse me, is that condescending?
I hate the movie Sister Act, my wife thought it was hilarious, I thought it stunk. Maybe it’s because my wife was an ex Catholic and thought movies making fun of Catholics were funny, I never understood that.
ain’t noffin’ like whappin’ bardberger .. eh ??
what is the other black freak up there supposed
to be ?? from effin’ mars ..
I wouldn’t lay “her” with YOUR dick.
Or even a 10 foot dildo.
As for the PP endorsement, “get out of my vagina”, I’ll stop my PP rants when YOU “get out of my wallet” to pay for and subsidize PP.
As has been said about, and to Babs Streisand, “Shut up and Sing.” I pay for you to entertain me. I DON’T pay to hear your ignorant political socialist rants and “bab”blings (see what I did there?).
Q: what do a tightrope walker and a guy getting a hummer from Whoopi have in common?
A: they’re both afraid to look down.
Okay, okay…..I’ll do it.
For 10 thousand dollars.
Boy she’s got some chompers, doesn’t she?
I would rather coat myself in steak sauce, and go find a pack of Hyenas.
Carlos Danger…….what are you waiting for??
everyone has a price I guess
There is a donkey in Mexico that might be enticed for the right
bribe!
So, sometimes she wants a schlong with a pulse attached to a brain vs a case of D cells?
He is waiting his turn behind Client 13! Dem’s have no shame or smarts!
She certainly insulted herself with that “I just wanna get laid” remark. She’s having difficulty in finding anyone that would have the will to do it. Maybe her and that ugly muzzie who set fire to the mosque can get together, they look alike.
“Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.”
— Al Czervik
had to be from behind….
Whoopi can’t get laid? I had no idea wildebeest were picky. But then they can see.
Since you’re worth about 45 mil. and I’m certain there are some blind male prostitutes out there, you really ought to just kill yourself, or get used to using sex toys.
Barbara Walters said that all women look good on their backs, but I haven’t seen them all. I do know I like buckwheat flapkacks, warm off the griddle and slipped onto my plate where they rest under hot melted butter as they await syrup that wards to the moment. A person needs to go where the sausage meets the eggs on this plate, and of course black coffee is at hand. I rarely need a napkin after such an event as great care is taken in the eating. I’ll always be thankful that Granny left this recipe in her own cookbook, that and let me tell you about her brown bread.
Sorry but my hot dog wouldn’t even register in her hallway.
So why cant she “buy it”? I think libtards like her would realize at some point no amount of money is going to get you what you crave or attention that is fulfilling. She should just get happy with a squash, or if that is not enough a watermellon.
How could he tell?
So Chewbacca’s mom wants some action? No big deal. (Sorry Chewbacca)
No. From another room.
As a famous rapper once said of Ms. Johnson, “Naw. Not even wit’ yo dick, bro!”
GoFundMe, yet?
You’ll need the $$. Insurance won’t cover the aftermath of a deliberate act such as suicide or goldbergfucking.
She’s the proverbial “roll her in flour and go for the wet spot” woman! Hell, she couldn’t get laid in a Subic City bar!
Needs to go down to the Zoo and see if there are any horny Silverbacks …
Not to imply that a silverback has ANYTHING in common with Whoopie (with the possible exception of horniness) …
I can help you with that.
Her only chance would be as an ISIS sex slave.
Navy Squid it’s pretty damned bad when you can’t get laid in a Subic City or Olongapo City bar. When the fleet came in there were more hookers there than just about any other third world shit hole in the whole entire world. Olongapo City in Subic (Pubic) Bay in the Philippines was the nastiest and most vile place I’ve ever been to in my life. It was literally a gateway into Hell. I wish I had been smarter when I was younger and never crossed Shit River from the base into that Hell hole.
Some awesome Scuba Diving though!!! Took a Bus down from Clark AB ,Angelese City…1983 and again in 84…stayed on the beach in screened in enclosures for about $10 a night.
I’m taking this as an admission you have a strap-on to use on her and a supply of anti-nausea pills for yourself.