Because his go-go drugs almost killed him and don’t work any more. Plus, he keeps drooling on microphones, shorting them out.
7
They got tired of cleaning up the diarrhea on the stage after every mumbling speech.
6
Uncle AL – His brain shorted out years ago and he didn’t have a whole lot to work with before that! I always think about how he lied, cheated and plagiarized in college… In other words he had to claw his way up (with a boost from Daddy) just to get to the bottom of the fuking class making him (to recall George Bush) a major-league Clymer!
5
He thinks he is but he’s just wandering in his basement.
2
Uncle Al – sharted not shorted.
2
Go Joe. And work without a net. Please.
Why wheel out the ex-President,
when you can waddle out the once-and-future-President?
Because his go-go drugs almost killed him and don’t work any more. Plus, he keeps drooling on microphones, shorting them out.
They got tired of cleaning up the diarrhea on the stage after every mumbling speech.
Uncle AL – His brain shorted out years ago and he didn’t have a whole lot to work with before that! I always think about how he lied, cheated and plagiarized in college… In other words he had to claw his way up (with a boost from Daddy) just to get to the bottom of the fuking class making him (to recall George Bush) a major-league Clymer!
He thinks he is but he’s just wandering in his basement.
Uncle Al – sharted not shorted.
Go Joe. And work without a net. Please.
Why wheel out the ex-President,
when you can waddle out the once-and-future-President?
GO, GO, CUOMO!
Because he is a pants shitting moron and a liar.