Did he just get a text message from Russia?
He just realized he has to go home with Michelle when his term is over?
Lena Dunham just uncrossed her legs “Basic Instincts” style?
Did he just get a text message from Russia?
He just realized he has to go home with Michelle when his term is over?
Lena Dunham just uncrossed her legs “Basic Instincts” style?
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He finally realized that Trump won.
He just found out that Santa isn’t supposed to smoke either…
Marian Robinson walked in with a headless chicken
SOMEBODY GOT SICK AT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE AND TOOK THE SPOTLIGHT OFF OF THE MESSIAH!!
I THINK HIS BUBBLE IS SAYING “WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET HER THE HELL OUT SO THAT I CAN HEAR MYSELF LIE??”
He’s just remembering Uncle Frank.
Someone called him a cracker
He fears white germs. White germs are not Halal.
Somebody just flashed him a copy of his REAL birth certificate.
Inside his vacuous head a little whisper echoes “I just realized I’m not a God anymore…….I’m an inconsequential human like they are…….it’s all over and boy am I pissed”
What’s with those flaps in his cheeks?
Is that extra skin from stretching his lips over large objects?
Trump just hacked the SOROS radio receiver implant in his brain that tells him everything to say in public.
Trump just went through the list of indictments coming on January 21.
That wasn’t a fart.
I’m gonna have to pay my own dam green fees from now on.
Trump’s cleaning crew started early cleaning the carpets outside the press room.
He can remember if he left his fag sex toys out and the maid will see them.
The sedative just wore off the Hamster…and it’s making it’s way out.
Completely lost when not the center of attention.
He just head that his college transcripts, his fake Connecticut SSN, and his non citizenship were made public.
He just found out they released his real Cert of Live Birth.
He just realized Mooch wasn’t joking when she told him the chili served to him personally for the last 8 yrs by the WH staff wasn’t chili.
He’s wondering if he can get Sheriff Arpaio on a plane ride in Hawaii like Loretta Fuddy.
… the Butt Plug just popped out
Five more weeks and he’s gone forever, HALLELUJAH!
He just filled up his third one of these.
http://shop.tacticalshit.com/people-to-kill-notebook-red
And then found out he can no longer play with the drones
“That damn fly better not come anywhere near my face”
Someone wished him Merry Christmas
Just indicted for treason for funding islamic terrorism, sending arms to terrorists, allowing terrorist refugees into the US and allowing Iran to develop a nuclear bomb.
He just birthed a smelly, wet and warm lumpy surprise?
His golf membership has just been cancelled.
Malaria and Sharia just started calling him by his real name, “commie faggot son of a whore”.
Jimmy Carter texted: Worst President Ever!
Reggie farted
What Benito said
Michelle just walked into the press room and showed everyone her penis.
realised, the ruskies did it, may not work, game over man, game over
He just noticed the Ghost of Ramadan Past sitting in the back row of the Press Room waiving to him. 👿
It’s the only face he’s got.
He just saw the Angel of Death who said, “I’ve got a Theragram…for You!”
Because he’s the world’s biggest asshole?
Zoned out by visions of sugar plum flavored choom dancing in his head.
That’s the look of a lunatic off his meds.
One of the gerbils just bit into his lower intestines
He just got a text from Putin. “You are done little boi, DONE”
tee hee
His pet fly now prefers Hillary’s face over his!
Imagining his place in history.
He just heard his stooges in the earphone exclaim “Reggie’s got AIDS? No shit?”
izlamo delenda est …
At 0700 on January 20th 2017, 0bama will launch nukes on….. Red States.
That’s the final act of The Real Manchurian Candidate®. But the military will just roll their eyes and say, “Nawwww. Not THIS again! Somebody get the crack pipe away from him!”
He heard the sound of car door locks.
He finally watched the YouTube video.
He saw President Jarrett disrobe into her true skin.
He’s realized Biden thinks the game Simon is a musical instrument.
He’s discovered after all these years Reggie Love doesn’t have a penis.
He’s finally smelled his own bullshit.