Why Men Shouldn’t Write Advice Columns

35 Comments on Why Men Shouldn’t Write Advice Columns

1. I also recommend looking for a gas station that sell NO ETHANOL fuel. That can really make a difference also.

2. I’ll bet she ran out of gas.
   Filling the tank and maintaining the vehicle solves a lot of problems that you couldn’t otherwise anticipate.

3. The advice seems sound, but it may be easier to just take the car to a qualified mechanic. Perhaps she can borrow the neighbor’s car?

4. Sounds like potential vapor lock to me, I would have suggested removing the gas cap.

5. Cato,
   Maybe her “running out of gas” is the reason he resorted to the girl next door. 19 year olds rarely “run out of gas,” so to speak.

6. Since the neighbor’s daughter is busy maybe the daughter’s father can give a hand.

7. I say dump the asshole. He is a first class jerk. How could he let that car get in such shoddy condition?

8. http://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/

   Somebody call Bernie Getz

9. oops, see http://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/BART-takeover-robbery-50-to-60-teens-swarm-11094745.php

10. Borrow the 19 year old neighbors car, she ain’t using it while she’s in your bed.

11. geeknerd

    Gun free zone. Well at least for law abiding citizens. Everyone else seems to have a gun though. Stupid people.

12. Seems to me that the advice columnist nailed it. But I think he missed to checking the fuel filter.

13. I’m interested in what the OBDII codes are if available. However, the year of the car was not mentioned.

14. @Burner wins this one!

15. Get the 19 year old to siphon some gas out of her car for you. She’s probably good at sucking things.

16. Could be water in the fuel lines, particularly at this time of year.

17. No she didn’t! My friend and I were on the freeway going to work when our car broke down.
    We didn’t panic, instead we waved and showed our pretty legs in high heels. Took all of 3 seconds to get a ride and he was pretty cute too. When we called our husbands and told them what we did they both showed up in lightening speed. One took us to work and the other got the car to a repair shop. That poor woman didn’t have a proper girls education or she wouldn’t be in this mess.

18. She needs to adjust her throttle. A two-handed choke position with both thumbs directly beneath his Adam’s apple should do the trick.

    🙂

19. (My avatar was a little late, but it finally got here.)

20. Here’s a handy video on how to remove dents in your car with a dildo.

    https://youtu.be/Cz2vSTNVgl4

21. First of all, it’s obviously a “Dear John” letter so it doesn’t matter what he says. She’s outta here.

22. Jeez Brad….how did you find that?

23. .45-70

    I’ve got some smart ass friends that send me weird shit. That hit my inbox about the same time this tread started. I figured it was car related. LOL.

24. @Bad_Brad: I thought your fallout shelter gal was blonde.

    😉

25. Vietvet

    She quit. Claimed she had to much spare time on her hands.

26. She did leave that didlo behind. That was the athletic Philippine girl pulling dents out of peoples cars. We’re thinking about franchising. We just can’t come up with a name. So far we’ve come up with, “Let us Dick With Your Car” and “Yank Me Crank Me”. However the last one she came up with and those are the only English words she knows.

27. Bad Brad – that’s what friends are for.

    heh….heh….

28. They have suction cups on dildos? I’ve lived a sheltered life.

29. joe6pak,

    Wow dude, how the hell else are you going to pull the dent out of your car?

30. @joe6pak: How else are you going to attach it to she shower tile?

    Or the refrigerator.

    Or the washing machine (“Thumpa-thumpa-thumpa!…”)

    🙂

31. Now… to put a finish on that car that a cat couldn’t scratch……

32. Vietvet

    Mechanical Bull

33. @Bad_Brad: That gives me an idea. You could buy a bunch of those things, sneak into an amusement park at night after hours, and turn all the merry-go-round horses into unicorns.

    Can you imagine the surprised looks on the parents’ and kiddies’ faces the next day?

    🙂

34. Vietvet,
    I got yo tell you pal, I’m troubled by the word “You Could”. I think we could talk Joe6pak into it though.

35. I am intrigued. There are possibilities.