PJM: Writer Freaks Out Over People Eating Delicious Chick-fil-A: ‘They’re Eating Fried Chicken SPITEFULLY!’
A Canadian publication, The Star, has printed an unintentionally hilarious editorial by a very disgruntled LGBTQWTF writer, Andrew Wheeler. Mr. Wheeler is very upset. His outrage and dismay have been caused by your love of delicious chicken from Chick-fil-A. How dare you??? In an essay entitled “Chick-fil-A is ideologically opposed to my existence,” Wheeler rails against the insensitivity of people who love chicken and waffle fries because it hurts his feelings, or something. read more
Someone must have smirked…..
No more lgbq. Now only FOAD
Andrew Wheeler,
Step up bitch.
Hmm. Now I want fried chicken with GBLT
gravytears..
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I’d still like to see people switch the letters around to GBLT so it could be pronounced “giblet”.
“Pardon Moi, but I now release my privates at your Aunties with a festive poached egg and hollandaise sauce”….
He’s butthurt. Of course he was before, but for a different reason.
If he was a horse his favorite food would be “Ha-aa-aay!”
I will if they stop lisping so spitefully.
So much wrong and yet so much right going on here.
Pass one over and please include the pickle chips on it.
Thanks
How do you eat chicken spitefully? And do you wash it down with a Colt 45 and some watermelon just for effect. The left is absolutely bonkers and totally nuts, they can’t be grateful for anything including eating chicken at Chick-Fil-A. Maybe it’s their employees saying “My pleasure” that really pisses them off.
we must do as they say.
“you vill not eat at zee cheek-wil-la!”
“of course i cant, you’ve broken all my fingers…”
Is it some sort of gay rite of passage to denounce Chik-Fil-A? It used to be Cracker Barrel. You people would probably hate Stuckey’s, too. Good thing they’re gone and safe from you. Now get on up the road to the bushes behind the Rest Stop.
Charlie,,,
a true classic!
It’s been worse,,,
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1986/05/06/Statue-stolen-shot-in-head/3466515736000/
I think even gays are telling him to STFU and get counseling.
I need a MAGA hat with a CFA logo.
Since he seems offended by just about everything, might I suggest he go suck on a 12 gauge to relieve his issues.
In other words he could Hemingway himself.
How can a sane person claim that Chick Fil A “ideologically denies my existence.” If that were true, when we walked into a Chick Fil A, they wouldn’t see him, serve him, address him, take his order, or make him food. Has he tested his little theory?
“Show us on the doll where the chicken sandwich touched you.”
That one right there is funny, I don’t care who you are…
If it’s a LGBTQWTF , isn’t addressing it as ‘mister’ offensive?
Everything the queers touch turn to…..diseased things.
Isn’t the “B” in LGBQUERTY kind of binary-normative, bigoted, and hurtful?
This. Had this very bullshit done to me on social media because I dared to post that the kids jumped into the car after practice begging to go get some Jesus Chikken… I thought it was funny. Then got lambasted by a former hugh school friend whose daughter is now her son for marginalizing him by supporting them so vocally.
I am not a puppet, so please don’t try to shove your hand up my backside and make me say your words.