He should have spent the money on a Chiclet to wedge between his two front teeth.
Brett Hulsey, a Wisconsin state representative and Democratic candidate for governor, thinks he has a surefire way to shoot past his better-funded and better-known primary opponent. He has announced that he intends to hand out homemade KKK hoods to Republican members of the state legislature.
Hulsey is way, way back in the pack of candidates running for the Democrat nomination for Wisconsin Governor. Few in the Badger State think he has much of a chance to beat the frontrunner, Mary Burke.
This backbencher status has him looking for ways to stand out. On May 1, Hulsey held a press conference where he displayed a white KKK hood he claims he made with his daughter’s sewing machine and $1 in curtain fabric.
hulsey is using his own personal hood for a pattern.
truth be known its the blacks that like “hoodies” isn’t it?
Oh, that is so clever. That will make people vote for him for sure. At least he can use his shoelace to floss since he spent his money on curtain fabric.
If he tried to hand me a hood he’d need a whole bag of Halloween Chiclets to refill his empty mouth.
“He should have spent the money on a Chiclet to wedge between his two front teeth.”
No way. That would mess up his racist dog whistle.
If he didn’t want to use shoelaces, I’m sure he could use bed sheets to floss. What a douche.
Just needed to get Robert Byrd’s old one.
Careful with those sheets, azzhole.
It may lessen your chances of feather-bedding in office.
This guy’s an idiot who has just proven that he’s plumb out of ideas.
KKK was invented by the left. Can’t change facts.
We have a winner. 2014’s ‘most punchable face’
Well, he does belong to the party of the Grand Kleagle hisownself, Robert “Sheets” Byrd.
Will that make them honorary Demonrats?
Demonrats ARE the KKK.
KKK ARE Demonrats.
If the Republicans can’t make hay out of this, they’re dumber than dogshit and deserve to be embarrassed.
If he can get Melissa-Harris-Perry to wear one, I will grudgingly give him a kudo.
Lends a lot of weight to the idea that liberals are people fixated at a juvenile level and not able to function in a world of adults.
I bet it would be fun to punch him in the face about six or seven times.
He ranks up there with that creepster Mike Dickinson.
Look at me! Look at me! That’s all I got.
FDR ask Robert Byrd.
I’m at Ground Zero in the People’s Republic of Madistan and this is lighting up the local forums.
Hulsey used to live through the back yard of my parents.
I’ve seen and talked with him at an area field used as an impromptu dog park.
He seemed like a nice enough guy but it’s clear now that bat shit crazy doesn’t address justice…for those truly deserving of the designation.
Anyone interested in a little background, do a google search and you’ll pick up stories from host.madison.com showing that his erratic behavior is hardly the exception.
I needn’t tell you that local conservatives (like your’s truly) are having a freakin’ feeding frenzy.
It’s like falling backwards into money; local Proglibocrats are literally shitting their bike shorts!
Who acts like that? His poor daughter. What an embarrassment.
Don’t hold back, Yankee
http://www.thedailypage.com/isthmus/article.php?article=37622
He’s basically a child molester.
According to Madison Police Capt. Vic Wahl, Hulsey was cited for “the totality of the events that happened” that day, which also included his taking photographs of the boy and other children in the water. But Wahl says Hulsey’s main transgression was, as an adult, “engaging in horseplay with a child who is a stranger to him — in the water, no less.”
Leave it to a Democrat to actually know how to make a KKK hood.
I asked Cornelius the Exalted Cyclops (AKA Bob Byrd) and he said, “That’s no damn way to make a hood, boy. Show a little skill and patience. Hem those eye-holes.”
🙄
Bet he’s hell in a watermelon seed spitting contest.
That’s appropriate. A Democrat supporting the KKK. After all, the KKK was founded by the Democrats!
He needs his ass kicked by the first person he gives to… And if he gives it to a woman someone simply needs to step up…
And nobody noticed his dead-ringer resemblance to Alfred E.Neuman of Mad magazine fame?