KFI: A Wisconsin man is facing felony charges after he broke into Miller Park, home of the Milwaukee Brewers, and tried to sign his name on the field using a tractor. Police said that Keyon A. Lambert was walking by the stadium and tried opening random doors. To his surprise, one of the doors was unlocked, so he went inside and began to explore the stadium. more
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now, that right there is what I call an imaginative perp … props to him
hey, it ain’t like that tax liability is going to be of any use to anyone in the near future … https://www.si.com/mlb/2020/06/14/mlbpa-rejects-mlb-proposal-does-not-plan-counter
“Keyon A. Lambert was walking by the stadium and tried opening random doors.”
Keyon. Just walkin’ by. Mmm hmm.
Just face it….everybody is jazzed because the Pirates are in first place….GO PIRATES!!!!
Dumb shit should have waited for winter then Pissed it in the SNOW!
What, the jerk dint have nutt’n betta to do with his time?
Aside: It’s hard to say he “broke into” a place by walking through an unlocked door. Trespassing, unauthorized access, sure. But not breaking in.
@willygoat ~ … last place too 😉
He would have never been arrested had he burned the damned thing down.
Florida Man says, “Oh yeah? … hold my beer”
I thot it wuz: Florida Man says, “Oh yeah? … hold my coke”