NBC10: A woman used a cherry danish to lure a young pot-bellied pig away from a busy New Jersey interstate after someone dumped the animal on the side of the road.
Barnyard Sanctuary director Tamala Lester said she got a call from a motorist who saw another driver dump the animal on the side of Interstate 80 in Warren County on Wednesday evening.
The motorist stood guard by the terrified piglet on the side of the interstate for about 45 minutes to make sure the animal didn’t wander into traffic. more
Yeah, well, cherry danish … surprised she didn’t lure Gov. Krispie, too …
izlamo delenda est …
Now we know whut to wave in front of Chelsea as a distraction…
Put that little guy on a leash, let him run all over the front yard. Muslims won’t come anywhere near your property.
I heard it worked on Lena Dunham, why not a real hoglet?
Read you loud an’ clear, test.
How did it taste?
The preferred pastry of K Street Lobbyists for a reason.