CFP: Actor and environmental virtue-signaler Leonardo DiCaprio recently invested an undisclosed amount in Israeli alternative meat startup Aleph Farms, a maker of cultivated meat that grows steaks from modified cattle cells, according to an announcement on Wednesday. more
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“Only if it was smothered in Underwear”
I would sooner eat something mysterious from the back of my refrigerator with blue fuzz on it.
Is it animal, vegetable or dairy?
Leonardo sez: Circumcizing them yields some tender Sir Loin Tips!
That would certainly give a new meaning to the words of mystery meat. No thanks, I prefer real meat the way God intended it to be and not some fake meat substitute. If I wanted to eat fake meat I might have to eat tofu, blecch!
I hear Kamala eats a lot of tube steak. Got her where she’s at today! It worked for Monica Lewinsky.
The whole idea seems silly to me, but I do love a good steak. If the bio-boffins can produce one without it passing through the steer phase first, then I’d gladly give it a try.
The jump from tubesteak to test tube steak isn’t too large for little Leo DiCrapio.
I do hope he eats it raw, you know on account of globull warming.
I would not eat it Sam I Am, I’d sooner be like the Hawaiians and learn to love and eat SPAM. You know that SPAM is a euphemism for specially processed animal matter, that would certainly be the case with this fake meat.
Geoff: When the shit hits the fan, you’ll eat Spam, and like it.
Looking forward to it!
Growing meat in a chemical vat. Why don’t they just use the Replicator like the grocery stores do?
Yep, until then I’ll pass. But no Vienna sausages.
I’ll hunt more squirrel before I eat that crap.
The same people who won’t touch G-MODIFIED-O vegetables, they have to be all organic, are the same goons that will eat modified cattle cells and inject themselves with modified RNA. And insist that you do too!! clown world.
I’d rather eat SPAM then “test tube mystery meat”
I read that with the wrong inflection at first.
My father always called hot dogs tube steaks.
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No fake meat. I’d rather eat processed crap like Spam.
Soylent Green is people!!!
We had a nutjob vegetarian sister show up with a Tofurkey one Thanksgiving. They raved about how it was so delicious, then like the fucking Costco Apple Pie the bastards refused to leave with the leftovers and left the Goddamn thing for me to deal with. The dogs wouldn’t even eat the Goddamn thing.
The rule now is: If you show up at my home w/a copy of A Christmas Story DVD, a Costco apple pie or any vegetarian meat substitute expect to be thrown off the property with my boot in your ass. For what it’s worth, the dogs would eat the Costco Apple Pie including the pieces with one bite left around the table, but I wouldn’t dare give it to them. Enough sugar in one slice to send them into diabetic shock.
What the hell is wrong with y’all? Spam is known to repel vegans.
Anyone try the bacon flavored Spam?
I would eat it and more power to them. They are not modifying cells, they are cloning them. I suppose they could modify them, but to what end? Some Greenies like the idea because it provides meat without cruelty to an animal, with the added benefit of producing far less greenhouse gasses (not that I care}. There are processes now that can make thin sheets of meat that can be used to make hamburger or “pink slime” that can be made into various lunch meats. If the choice is vegemite or cultured meat, which will you choose? It’s good to know the technology is there, if we ever get to the point that we can no longer meet demand using more natural means.