SUN UK: You can have a six-pack sculpted, dimples created, a designer vagina and almost any part of your face tweaked, lifted and tightened.
But, there’s a new plastic surgery procedure that is on the rise – and it’s altogether more bizarre.
The number of men enquiring about scrotox. – yes, that’s having Botox injected into your scrotum – has doubled in the past year, according to the experts.
I honestly never knew this was a problem . . . now I have to find a mirror.
thanks for the visual, mr mxyzptlk
Well there goes that idea.. I thought it would help prevent my ball sack from sticking to my thigh.
Bloody Hell.
This is how Zombie Apocalypses start.
I can’t imagine how you look down there and think: ‘Hey what if I put botulism not only ON my balls, but IN my balls. That will make them the talk of the town.’
Some things are not for me
I shall play these cards, thank you.
Great Scott! He’s got four balls on him!
That’s why he’s walkin to first base!
This is a scam perpetrated by cosmetic dentists.
“Damn, I got my front teeth knocked out scrotox tea-bagging.”
🙁
Guys, you can get the same effect by carrying your cell phone in your front pocket. It just takes a little longer.
And even after the procedure you will still never be complimented for have a great looking scrotum.
Just won’t happen.
It’s like Rodney Dangerfield’s observation about the worst part about oral sex.
The view.
I dunno. I might look into it. I stepped on one the other day.
That reminds me of an old Bob & Tom golf joke…
“Yesterday, I hit two beautiful balls… I stepped on a rake.”
Just wait until they are over 50. Then their balls will dangle in the water every time they take a dump. Yeah, TMI, sorry…
JMV, yea and you gotta stand up before you flush or you get sucked under like the Titanic.
@ JMV
That’s what multi-pocket cargo pants are for. 🙂
I don’t want me balls to look like Pelosi’s face…
Oh Hell no.
If Botox makes your scrotum too relaxed, it could wind up hanging out of your shorts.
Hey – I’ll bet that’s what happened to Grandpa…
😉
Guys, it’s best to just hang them over your thigh while on the throne, just make sure you don’t have a cat…
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I don’t need any help making mine “appear larger”, thank you, no. I can barely stand to ride a horse as it is. Hell no.
It’s a deadly toxin. Idiots.
And this procedure is being sought out by rich, supposedly educated people who think they are our betters. We lost the revolution before a shot was fired.
Buncha narcissistic snowflakes if you ask me.
Since we are on the subject, I was wondering if anyone else has the same problem as I do. One of my testicles is slightly larger than the other two!
After reading that article, in a few minutes my balls will eventually descend back down from the inside of my abdomen.
Like ladies who don’t know “when” is enough
for their lips or boobs…
https://www.google.com/search?q=guy+with+100+pound+scrotum&biw=1600&bih=789&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwjB06Xa3aHPAhWFdx4KHZlDAGYQ_AUIBigB
Be funny to get your scrotum to look like a miniature face