Yellowstone Offers Private Tour Guides

11 Comments on Yellowstone Offers Private Tour Guides

1. Let’s just remove all the safety labels and let things sort themselves out.

   Gotta love the bison woth kill marks!

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2. One more and he’s an ace! Keep up the good work!

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3. Assault cow.

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4. Mess with the Bison Bull and you get the
   Bison Horns…. Dumbass city tourist.

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5. Regardless of how many signs they post warning against getting close to the wildlife the moron tourists from the cities still do the most asinine things.
   https://youtu.be/zjROVrTeAtU
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6. Mr Trump of course they are completely safe, just bend over here, that’s right

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7. Don’t pet the fluffy cows.

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8. It looks like he is giving the ol side eye.

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9. The ABC News EIC vacationed in Italy. He was an avid bicyclist. Avid as in his pedal bikes cost more than his automobiles.

   Anyway, he wanted to bike up some hill in Italy. The indigenous wops said, “There is a bad pig up there. A dangerous pig”, however you say that in wop. He said he was a man and afraid of no pig, however you say that in arrogant EIC, bicycling moron turd.

   He was thrown off his bike by a big pig and ran and screamed and hid in the bushes. And then ran and screamed again.

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10. You don’t want to roller skate in a buffalo herd!

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11. Looks like the perfect guide to hand out Darwin Awards.