NYP: Yoko Ono, the widow of John Lennon, was rushed to a Manhattan hospital Friday night amid fears that she suffered a stroke, sources said.
A person called 911 from Ono’s Upper West Side home at around 9 p.m. and said that the artist had “slurred speech” and was “possibly having a stroke,” the sources said.
She was then taken by ambulance to Mount Sinai West hospital.
A spokesman for Ono insisted that she did not suffer a stoke but – more
How did they know? Did she try to sing and it came out melodious?
Maybe someone mistook her “singing” as a medical issue, but I’m guessing 80 years of screaming finally took its toll.
Thank G-d for Obamacare
Don’t tell me… They disabled the sireen and gave her a micrphone.
She is an artist like Obama is a constitutional scholar. Did Sean Lennon write this article?
Boobie Rocket Dog for the WIN ! LOL
She ran out of dead “beetle” to feed off of.
Maybe she shouldn’t have the surgery, she should just take a pain pill.
What a phoney-baloney. Can’t stand her and never could.
Please, name me one newlywed couple who didn’t stage a “bed-in” during their honeymoon.
Imagine there’s no Yoko
It’s easy if you try
wondering if she can still sing
or if she’s gonna die
Imagine all the music she still tried to play
Tomorrows gonna be just another day
You may say I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope some day you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
I honestly hope she is ok. There are people in this world who deserve her singing. That voice is irreplaceable (I hope).
Please don’t let her die!
She’s the only Alien left from Roswell
I thought she was already dead and embalmed! Now that I know she is still alive she looked better dead!
That’s funny – you found an article from 1969…
Performance art?
Her songbook was DOA at the hospital.
Say what you want, she knew the “brass ring” when she saw it, and glommed onto it like a crazed monkey holds onto an orange.
She’s milked that cow for, what … a century?
WHAT? Little Boy missed one in 1945?
Yoko: Doc, will I be able to sing after the operation?
Doctor: Fortunately, no. 🙂
O no.
I have nothing to add.
You first guys in grabbed all the low-hanging fruit.
Low-hanging for sure at 83.
Trump should sue GMA. When they covered this story this morning they said “Rock legend Yoko Ono….”
Rock legend? On what planet?
I saw she was Japanese, but who was Yoko Ono?
Well, I don’t really care – just as long as she isn’t screaming into a microphone and call it music.
I hope it doesn’t affect her singing.
Calling her an “Artist” emphasizes there is no accounting for taste much the same as Lennon’s being attracted to her.
Poor Mark David Chapman. If he’d only aimed two feet to the right, he’d be a hero instead of a pariah.
When people ask me why I’m an atheist, my standard reply is “Five bullets into John, NONE into Yoko.”
Holy cow, that woman is older than my parents! I had no idea. She was still romping around like a young hippie while my parents were behaving like normal people, raising my sibs and me. I supposed my parents were older. But no. They were just adults.