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It’s April Fool’s Day, but these laws are no joke
OSAWATOMIE, Kan. — To read some city and state laws, you’d think it’s all a big joke.
But while April 1 is a day dedicated to farcical humor from coast to coast, we can assure you that some of Kansas’ most hilarious codifications are all too true. Plus, we’ve got links to the official law books to prove it.
1. You can’t hunt rabbits from a motorboat or a helicopter (statewide)
It also applies to deer, fowl, or any other game animal, really. While most outdoorsmen are familiar with the state’s prohibition against road hunting (as in the combined literal and figurative versions of shouting “shotgun”), state law goes even farther than standard forms of terrestrial travel. K.S.A. 32-1003 explicitly states that it’s unlawful for anyone to “take any game animal or furbearing animal from a motorboat, airplane, motor vehicle or other water, air or land vehicle.” The exception is when someone has been granted special permission by the state, or, you know, if they’ve been hired by the USDA to hunt feral hogs from a helicopter.
Lmao!!! Sorry, i need to get over laughing at the bunny pic first before I read
Shit rats, that’s what rabbits are! Because of the harsh winter, they’ve been stripping the bark off the bushes. So I’ve strategically removed a few window screens from around the house, that way I can just crack a window and put them out of their misery.
The wife says the poor things are starving and I shouldn’t shoot them. I say all the more reason to shoot them.
I have another tactic where I use a have-a-heart trap located at one of their runs under the fence. No bait, just wait for the neighbors dog to chase it into the trap! I then relocate the shit rat at places like the gas station while I’m filling my tank. No woods, grass or anything, just concrete and a busy intersection!
On the tire screeching. My wife used to have a small front wheel drive Toyota with a 5-speed. We were up in Lake Geneva, WI and the downtown was packed with people. After about 5-6 stop light cycles, I got caught on the line to wait for another one.
The light turned green and I dumped the clutch a little hard, the front tires “squeaked” on the foot wide strip of white paint. We weren’t going further than just the other side of the intersection to wait for the next light. As I came to a stop, some cop walked up to the car and asked to see my license.
For what?
Unlawful display of power.
What? I can’t hear you, could you repeat that?
I couldn’t hear him because there was a hood less corvette with straight pipes right next to us and dude was blipping the foot feed.
Pointing I said, THAT! Is unlawful display of power!
Since I was from out of state they required a cash bond, I had about 2/3rds of it on me. So I had to go sit in a holding cell until my wife arrived with the rest.
I wouldn’t mind motorboating a bunny. Of the Heffner variety, that is.