You Say Califorina, They Say Californta

14 Comments on You Say Califorina, They Say Californta

1. Engrish as a secind Langwige!

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2. I thot it wuz Pornafornia!

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3. However it’s spelt
   In Umbrella
   There are two L

4. Did you hear
   Ellen Degenerass calling on Mother Nature???
   Nancy Pelosi did not appear.

   Her Leader is MIA

5. It’s not even English as a second language. California is Spanish.

   They’re illiterate in every language.

   A big old pile of stupid.

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6. Have you seen our test scores? I’m surprised that did not have the outline of Nevada in the middle of that pin.

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7. Hey wait a minute. Isn’t that the premise of the movie, Idiocracy?

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8. Lookin’ Californta, feelin’ Minnesopta?

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9. The day Kiley occupied his office he sent a congratulatory letter two Newsom for once
   again holding the record of U Haul vehicles headed one direction. Out of
   state.
   Kiley’s a bad ass conservative. He should make an impact.

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10. If you are high on a cocktail of free drugs and needles, it looks perfectly fine. California High !

11. Top Cali high school graduates spell it like they hear it from their Chinese masters. They really don’t know better and don’t care.

12. Californtacashun.

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13. Shut up and drink your Brawndo, Kevin. It’s got electrolytes.

14. Those look about as legitimate as what the California assembly does on a daily basis.

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