You too can be a card-carrying dumbass! – IOTW Report

You too can be a card-carrying dumbass!

Monday, 3 August 2015, 15:30 Cardigan Uncategorized 20

Hillary supporter card

 

What’s in your wallet?

Hillary Clinton hopes you’ll fork over a buck and slip this little gem inside.

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20 Comments on You too can be a card-carrying dumbass!

  6. I am thinking about ordering one. I figure It costs them more than a buck to make one and mail it. Also I would be put on a mailing list for countless other requests for money, all to no avail. That will cost her team more money. I might even talk about big donation that will never get sent. There should also be an opportunity for comedy and mischief. Yep, I’m in. I will keep you posted.

  14. Okay, I sent her a buck. I don’t really give a rat’s you know what if I get my card. I gave my email address, which will go directly to my junk mail file. Other information that was requested was a phone number and my occupation. I used a 555-xxxx number. I used self and billionaire. That was a bit of an exaggeration. This should be fun.

  15. I just got this in my junk file: ”

    Dear Dan–

    Thanks so much for your donation of $1.00 to Hillary for America.

    Your donation will help put organizers in the field and give this campaign the resources it needs to get off to a strong start in these crucial first weeks and months.

    Ready to do more? Sign up to become a volunteer for Hillary for America in your community:”

    Guess what ain’t gonna happen Hillary. Ohio Dan

  17. Out and about in Portlandia, if there is a slowdown in traffic, almost without exception it is caused by some dumbass in a Prius sporting a “Hillary! 2016” Bumper sticker, who has to have 1 mile of clear following space on the interstate, and refuses to go faster than 49 MPH.

    What is it about Democrat men that makes them drive worse than old ladies??

  18. For another 29 cents I can get a Slim Jim.
    For an extra two dollars I can make a Mentos and Pepsi Rocket
    For five extra dollars I can buy month of Tap Ramen dinners
    For an extra dollar I can probably get a ten year old to tattoo “Dumbass” on my forehead
    Or
    I could go to the 99 cent store and see ten thousand things I would rather have, than a card (probably equipped with a tracking chip) from a Power-Mad professional doormat.

    Sorry Hag-fish, the value is just not there.

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