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I get it. Democrat cat farts, blames racist dog.
…how did you get this video of my wife smacking me for stuff I do in my sleep?
…I don’t really care, I just demand royalties, is all..
Dog was simply composing Biden talking points.
… another reason to not like cats
they’re cute when they’re little, but then they grow up
dog my well have farted….. but without asscheeks, my experience is that dogs let SBDs…. or else I just blamed the dog.
I lived with a gal in my younger years who liked to sleep with her head under the covers. Apparently she was part cat.
My dog only has SBD farts which are far worse. My poor cat would probably run away, I know we do and then put her outside. Dog farts particularly the silent ones can clear the room out real fast.
Sound effect or not,the reaction of the cat gave me the best laugh I’d had in a long time.
You know why farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
Just wait until he steals her pillow and covers. Then and only then will he see the true hell that can rain down upon him…..
CLAUDIA STILL FARTS IN BED!!
Our dog used to sleep at the foot of our bed.
Just as we would be getting into bed for the night, the little jerk would release a barrage of SBD’s then leave the room.
Welcome back Benito, glad to see you! I’d thought we lost you, it’s been awhile, glad we didn’t…
THX SNS, TRUST ALL IS WELL, BUT THIS IS 2020!!
GODSPEED DUDE
Benito the Bombed Beaner
OCTOBER 1, 2020 AT 8:46 PM
“THX SNS, TRUST ALL IS WELL, BUT THIS IS 2020!!”
…well, count your blessings instead of your curses…
It’s 2020, and Ruth Bader Ginsberg is still dead.
Hillary Clinton is still not President,
And God is still good, ALL the time.
…seems like a pretty good year to ME…
God Bless you, Bonito.
SNS
That dog’s head sounded like a ripe watermelon when the feline tapped it.
I’ve known only one truly worthwhile cat in my time. She never tore stuff up, always used the litter box, and was healthy. She’d play fetch, would come when I called her, and ate whatever I fed her. She could sense where a chronic abdominal pain would rise in my gut, and would knead that area with her paws when I laid down. When she wanted out she’d ask, and when she wanted in she’d let me know. She was a good mouser, and loved to stalk Canada geese, keeping them from crapping in the yard. Once when I was emotionally upset, she came and licked tears from my face.
Then I moved, further out into the country. She was having a ball, chasing chipmunks and squirrels, carrying snakes around, establishing her territory. One night, she went out, and never returned. Following a long search and neighborhood canvass and finding nothing, I imagine that she was surprised by a coyote, or a neighbor plugged her with a .22.
That night was April 1, 2008. I still miss that grey cat.
@Benito the Bombed Beaner – good to hear YA.
To quote Ann Thracts’ brother – “IF I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would fart”.
Thanks @ AT. ALWAYS going to remember THAT one…
I love the way the dog goes back to sleep…after getting WHACKED in the head.
used to fart under the covers then wake She Who Must Be Obeyed & tell her to
“quick! get under the covers ’cause a spider was coming down from the ceiling RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD!!!!” …. in a woke stupor, she’d dive under the covers.
after she realized the ‘gas chamber’ she was in (w/ various cursing & thrashing) I’d clamp the covers down over her & say, “it’s still coming down! don’t get out!”
after I let her out, to much laughter on my part, she’d bring curses down upon me & storm off into the bathroom
yes, I’m quite the asshole …. good thing she loves me
You should of told her that there was a mouse under the covers.
Or a snake @geoff the aardvark …a garter snake of course…
Hey what?
Just putting it out there as a possibility…
“yes, I’m quite the asshole” – METOO… :>o
That is hilarious – the dog had no idea why he woke up.
I liked the look on the cat’s face just after the dog farted, about when the breeze hit her face. I know that look.
‘Jeez, don’t be such a SHIT head…’
Said the kitty…’I’m sitting right here!”
Dog: ‘Oh, YOU ARE the one to talk…or lash out… pa-lease, your shitbox is in the next room…STOP already…’
Cats are fastidious, dogs are earthy.
They are both designed by our Father in Heaven, and both make awesome companions for us.