He met her at a funeral. He had just broken up with his 77 year-old girlfriend. It was love at first sight. His main concern was how to tell his grandmother, who raised him, about his decision.
There is too much in these 4 sentences, alone, for the psychiatrist to unpack.
Yes, yes. Women will say, 72 year-old men go after 19 year-old women all the time. Understood. But we also understand that the motivation for the old guy is a highly sexual one. Is that the motivation for HardWICK? That’s the difference.
One is understood, the other is not so easily understood.
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ht/ fdr in hell
Watch that bank account granny.
Yikes! This Hardwick fella seems to be confused.
Hardwick should change his name to Hardup.
Sometimes I’m glad I’ve only got about 20 years left on the effed up planet
This is a good example of just reading the headline being enough.
Harold and Maude. A very strange movie from the early 70s. They also met at a funeral.
As Instapundit might say, “Harold and Maude” was never meant to be a primer for relationships.
Bet he doesn’t get many complaints about performance issues.
This is your wife, huh? Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.
Maybe he just wants a sugar mama.
If it’s true love what’s to complain about?
I think the woman is more disgusting than he is. When I see a 19 year old – I see a child, and I’m substantially younger than she is.
I don’t… What??? I guarantee she has doilies older than him.
Why not: girls do it ALL THE TIME with men. Ka Ching!
He looks as gay as a picnic basket to me
Based on the photo of the home, it doesn’t look like there is a whole lot of money there, unless her deceased husband had a multi-million dollar life insurance policy. If so, sorry grandkids; there goes your inheritance!
@MJA:
Heck, I bet she has older dentures!
His grandmother raised him. Because…? and how. Did the child sex abuse happen during with his history with his mother? father? grandmother? or all three?
Gagging…
Are they muzzies? Is so, I thought it worked the other way around for them…….in which case he’d be too old for her.
None of my business, actually.
I think I have the perfect song for their wedding reception.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olc8rlvQ4GI
“But we also understand that the motivation for the old guy is a highly sexual one. Is that the motivation for HardWICK?”
He isn’t playing that role in this version.
He’s playing the gold digger’s role. Sexual motivation is highly questionable for whomever plays this role.
Unless you believe 19 year old girls normally have sexual desires on septuagenarians.
If that’s true, I can hardly wait another 9 years, because I’m not seeing it anywhere I go.
Him being gay would make some sense of this story, too – not being interested in pretty young things in the first place and going for the inheritance angle.
Her health surely isn’t the best. Who would prosecute him for f***ing her to death and her dying with a smile on her face? lol.
So what?
A budding necrophiliac.
I guess liver spots can be a turn-on for some guys. Go figure!
I aim to beat his record….any body know some eligible 113 year olds out there?….Make up wheel chair sex is the best….
Maybe she’s a GrGILF
I’m bad at math so I need a little help here.
How many times does 19 go into 72?
Age is just a number.
Ive met people who are 50 that are essentially dead.
Ive met peoople who are 70 that are very much alive.
If they like playing ‘hide the salami’ who am I to care? Some older women are well preserved. More sexual than a 300+ lb girl and some guys are all over them.
If you can find happiness….more power to you.
(My wife was 12 years older than me. I had a MILF before the term was invented)
Dandelion Wine…
I wonder,what makes sex good between those two?
Depends……….
Is he blind?
I’m a romantic. I like to picture them having a long, happy marriage and growing old together.
Oh, wait —