2017
Patriots Player Rob Gronkowski Crashes White House Press Briefing
American Military News: During Wednesday’s White House press briefing, New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski made a special appearance and asked Press Secretary Sean Spicer if he needed some [Read More]
The University of Oregon receives $412,000 for ‘feminist glaciology’ study
Hypeline News: It’s no secret that the government loves to waste money on unnecessary things. After all, why worry about spending when you’re spending other people’s money. This is the [Read More]
NYTs Sports Tries To Shame Trump
Look at these idiots. They try and shame Trump and the Patriots themselves step forward to correct them. But if they want to “go there,” this is my response. Suck [Read More]
COULTER: Choose Between A Green America And A Brown America
DC: In celebration of Earth Day this Saturday, let’s review how the Sierra Club sold its soul and screwed the Earth for a $100 million donation. They must hate themselves [Read More]
Hillary Clinton reportedly apologized to Obama after the election
Michelle Malkin: **Written by Doug Powers Now’s about the time the “inside stories” about election night 2016 emerge. Here’s one: The book revealed that Hillary Clinton “softly” apologized to then-President [Read More]
Stalker Asks Malia To Marry Him – Secret Service Says Man Has Psychiatric Problems. Now Diagnose Barack.
Alleged Stalker Asks Malia Obama to Marry Him. Newser- A 30-year-old man is facing possible charges for allegedly stalking and harassing Malia Obama, the New York Daily News reports. According [Read More]
Republicans: Think like Democrats; Win like Trump.
‘You have to know how your opponent thinks in order to defeat him’ Patriot Retort: You know what phrase I read over and over before yesterday’s special election in [Read More]
Sessions: ‘If we stay at it, we can devastate’ MS-13 gang
FOX: […] Sessions told host Tucker Carlson that he had “no doubt” that Obama’s policies led to the group’s growth, saying “so many of these people are illegally here, and [Read More]
Publicly Funded University Exhibits Painting By Professor of a Beheaded Donald Trump
Free speech, yo. Let’s see how long I can do my “beheading series,” a depiction of every lefty I can think of, one a day, before I get visited by [Read More]
Frog snot gives hope for flu cure
TelegraphUK: The mucus of a rare frog that lurks in the South Indian jungle could provide the basis of a powerful new class of drugs to combat influenza, scientists have [Read More]
Bill O’Reilly Responds To Being Let Go By Fox News
Former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly released the following statement on his departure from the network while flying back from Italy Wednesday evening. Via Daily Caller
For Our Friends In the Seattle Area
I’ve been teasing illustr8r a bit since NOKO announced Seattle would be their main target when lobbing a nuke at our coast. I said, teasingly, if it meant she’d be [Read More]
What Do You Want To Hear On Your Deathbed?
A family in Oregon recently comforted their dying relative by lying to him that Trump had been impeached. More So if this is how we’re going to treat our soon [Read More]
Kim Jong Un- The model of obesity management
Sweatin’ to the Totalitarian Oldies: Olympian/MP candidate lauds 2 national anti-obesity paragons. Michelle Malkin: **Written by Doug Powers Here’s an athlete and aspiring British politician with a “glass is half full” [Read More]