2022 Man of the Year: Bald Freaks – IOTW Report

2022 Man of the Year: Bald Freaks

WFB: As arguably the most prominent female- and minority-led media outlet in America, the Washington Free Beacon is committed to driving inclusive progress informed by our firm belief that representation matters. That’s why we are so honored to present this Man of the Year award to a historically marginalized demographic that took the political world by storm in 2022.

Bald freaks.

They were represented everywhere this year—on the ballot, on the nightly news, in our nightmares, and in federal prison. Ghastly gleaming domes in high-definition, bearing down on us like fleshy artillery rounds. It was just as we’d predicted. There was no escaping them.

William, Duke of Cambridge, became William, Prince of Wales, and his stupid thumb-shaped head kept popping up on our screens because his younger brother married a psychopath. Senators Raphael Warnock (D., Ga.) and Mark Kelly (D., Ariz.) cruised to reelection despite the best efforts of NRSC chairman Rick Scott, who looks like the thing that busts out of that guy’s chest in Alien. He’s still easier on the eyes than John Fetterman, the trust-fund ogre who won the U.S. Senate race in Pennsylvania by wearing cargo shorts and having a stroke. MORE

13 Comments on 2022 Man of the Year: Bald Freaks

  1. Rats, I thought I could avoid the “moderation” bitch-slap by removing one “w” in the link, I guess not, sorry.

    Does anyone know a trick for including a link that bypasses the moderation bugaboo?

  2. Rich – that was odd, I sent a link just to see if it would go through and it did. At first it just blanked out, nothing showed up, but then it went through. Then again, I assumed you were talking about Youtube. If so, just hit the “share” button and you’ll get a link that’s a bit different from the main link. Hope this is what you were talking about.

  3. @CJ

    Thanks for the tip.

    I’ve had a number of comments go to “moderation” and The Big Guy told me it’s because I added links and this is used to flag spam. I will try your tip the next time.


Comments are closed.