Twitter Employees Meltdown in Cry Closets After Elon Musk Buys Stock
The Salty Cracker provides no Kleenex.[Salty language warning]
April 2022
Florida Man Wreaks Havoc in Pennsylvania
WTAJ -A man was arrested in York County after two chases with law enforcement in York and Adams counties, one of which, police say, involved a stolen school bus with [Read More]
Father Uses Cattle Prod to Discipline Children
A dad in Kentucky is being investigated for allegedly using a cattle prod on his own children. Anthony L. Jones, 32, is charged with four charges of criminal abuse in [Read More]
Man Pummels Door-to-Door Salesman For Knocking Too Hard
A homeowner was convicted of assault after he attacked a salesperson who knocked ‘too aggressively’ on his door. Andrew Lester, 39, exploded in wrath because he was tired of the [Read More]
Florida Man Wields Machete at Bar After Karaoke Request Denied
According to the Brevard County sheriff’s office, a man was detained on Sunday for allegedly brandishing an 18-inch machete at a bar after being told he couldn’t perform another karaoke [Read More]
Kamala Harris Painfully Rambles On for Two Minutes When Asked If Putin Should Be Removed
Trending Politics – It’s becoming a bit of a mystery how Kamala Harris even passed the bar exam, let alone became Vice President of the United States. Kamala was recently [Read More]
Senate RINOs Declare Support for Brown Jackson
I mean, Transpublicans. AP Republican Sens. Lisa Murkowski and Mitt Romney say they will vote to confirm Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson’s historic elevation to the Supreme Court, giving President Joe [Read More]
Scenes from the laptop: Hunter Biden texted Hallie that China arrested CIA informants in ‘retaliation’ for the U.S. arresting ‘my client the chief of intelligence of the people’s republic of China’
Laptop reveals Hunter’s fear after the ‘assassination’ and ‘arrest’ of his CEFC China business partners, Ye Jianming and Patrick Ho, the ‘richest man in the world’ and the ‘spy chief [Read More]
Slain Rapper Put on Display in D.C. Night Club
Syracuse.com Young up-and-coming rapper Goonew was shot and killed in Maryland back on March 18, but he is still making headlines. At least, his family and friends are still helping [Read More]
“Big Guy” Named by Witness to Grand Jury
Washington Examiner A grand jury witness was asked to identify the infamous “big guy” mentioned in discussions regarding a Chinese business deal involving the president’s son Hunter Biden, according to a new [Read More]
Dead babies found in DC apartment may have been victims of infanticide following abortion attempts
(Live Action) – Editor’s note: WARNING. The following article contains explicit details about babies who have been aborted. It also contains a number of images of the babies who have [Read More]
Don’t let the bastard get to you
“This Just In” by Five Times August
FBI is shady AF: Julie Kelly discovers something damning while doing prep work in advance of verdict in Whitmer ‘kidnapping’ case
Twitchy: If what Julie Kelly is reporting here in this damning thread is true, then it’s quite possible there was straight-up election interference from the FBI in 2020. We know, [Read More]