WFB
Yeah, we know. We said we weren’t going to do this. Back in 2022, the Washington Free Beacon decided it would be unfair to the other nominees to keep writing Hunter Biden’s name at the top of our “Man of the Year” lists every December, no matter how much he deserved the honor. So we permanently enshrined the wayward first son as our “Man of All the Years” and left it at that.
Well, here we are again, giving out another Man of the Year award to America’s favorite crackhead sex fiend. It’s technically forbidden, according to the Free Beacon‘s rather stringent bylaws, but we’re taking a page out of Sleepy Joe’s book and granting ourselves a preemptive pardon to absolve ourselves of any indiscretions we may have committed since our Glorious Founding in 2012. The real crime would be failing to recognize Hunter once more in light of everything he’s accomplished this year. more
MAGA
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
TRUMP 45-47
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
I think the Man of the Year should be the guy who programs the machines that stitch the words and letters on Trump caps.
Mmmmm … free bacon …
“You’re killing me Smalls!” What a load of horse hockey. Hunter Biden is a drunken, coke addled bum who uses prostitutes to get his jollies and is as corrupt or more corrupt than his old man is. He’s not worthy of any attention whatsoever.
Jackass Joe was a kiddy-sniffing, baby-biting, greedy, amoral, venal, racist prick who actually pimped out his own kid (the rotten, steaming, corrupt road-apple who didn’t fall far from the horse’s ass) to do his dirty work for him!
So long as we’re giving awards to obscene, low-rent, low-life pieces of shit, maybe it should be the old, infirm Commander Numbnutz Bumblefuk himself!
In this case, MotY is no compliment.
Hunter, a model for every wanna be corrupt, drug addict, perverted, whore monger criminal in Deleware and Wahington DC. What a guy !
Wishing you un curable STDs for the New Year.
Pardon me while I masturbate in front of Jill and sue the secret service for denying me a free pass on fvcking the American Public. I AM A PRIVILEGED CLASS CRIMINAL
God Bless this America ??