23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border

Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 14:00 BFH Uncategorized 10

According to Kamala Harris, America’s southern border is totally secure! Whew–that’s great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.

Your grandma’s computer password
Trump’s safe in Mar-A-Lago
Epstein’s prison cell
Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
An unlocked car in Chicago MORE

10 Comments on 23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border

Cynic Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 15:40 at 3:40 pm

A beauty Queen crown with Chelsea Clinton around.

3
Ghost of Burner Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 16:53 at 4:53 pm

Most Democrat criminals.

3
MJA Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 17:32 at 5:32 pm

The duct tape on a ceiling fan blade.

2
Col. Angus Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 17:35 at 5:35 pm

Your liquor cabinet when the Pelosis visit

Your ear in a match with Tyson

The 2020 election

3
MJA Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 17:38 at 5:38 pm

A zip-line made from dried spaghetti.

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Col. Angus Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 17:40 at 5:40 pm

Waffle House in Baltimore

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Tim - FJB Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 17:46 at 5:46 pm

Joey Biden’s bowels.

mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …

4
Gorn Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 18:20 at 6:20 pm

Buttigag’s sphincter.

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Uncle Al Wednesday, 14 September 2022, 19:56 at 7:56 pm

Kakamala Harris’s virtue.
On-base Subaru dealership at Ft. Lejeune.
These places in Kabul:
• Christian bookstore
• GBLT “adult” toy shop
• Spiral-cut ham outlet
• Total Wine

2
Tim Buktu Thursday, 15 September 2022, 18:37 at 6:37 pm

Hillary Clinton’s private parts.

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