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  1. I think this person is actually trying to move out of the United States and, while able to identify places relatively far away, can’t really figure out what a foreign country is. Allow me to help. North Korea. Cuba. Venezuela.

    There – I have suggested three socialist/communist utopias to move to. Enjoy.

  2. How long would it take people like this to figure out they were still in the US if they fled to Hawaii or Alaska?! ‘Dude, it is so cool, can you believe Hawaii accepts a US passport and the same currency.’ Probably a good while since they first will have to overcome the confusion of Hawaii being multiple islands with different names etc. etc. etc.

    We are never going to get rid of these people.

  3. Don’t forget, Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Antarctica, Europe, and Australia are also states, comprising all 57 states of The United States of America.

  4. @Czar of D – Exotic? I got yer exotic right here ! In Massachusetts (that’s exotic all by itself) you’ll find, in Webster (no so much), a lake. Its name is
    Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg-
    ­man­chaugg­a­gogg-
    ­chaubun­a­gung­a­maugg.
    All one word. I am not making this up. BTW, translated to English that means “I’ll fish on my side, you fish on your side, nobody fishes in the middle.”

  5. He’d probably end up hitching the New Seward with the rest of the hippies who come here thinking there’s gonna find Gaia, and selling homemade trinkets at the forest fair in Girdwood…run by people who hate capitalism but charge attendees 3x what it cost them to make the thing.

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