Smarter than the average American congressman and a genius compared to several, who will remain nameless.
I guess he gets his own beers out of the fridge.
Now Mom knows where those leftovers are going. All this time she’s been blaming Junior. “But Mom. I didn’t eat the leftover pork chops.”
I had a Lab. She could open her chain link gate if you put a wire loop through the latch but didn’t twist it. Fortunately she didn’t have thumbs. Man she was a smart dog.
Bogey the wonder Lab can open every door in the house and jump up and open the latches on the side gates and push them open. Needless to say we’ve added a few locks in the house. Some of them actually face the improper direction on the door. But he can’t turn those little locks. Yet.
May they Never End the Happy Endings
Friend has a cat that can open doors with lever handles. Damnedest thing.
Angus (my bestest friend) cannot open doors, but he can sit and stare at me meaningfully until I do it for him
Those dogs are well known escape artists. Thus the nickname Great Disa-Pyrenees.
One evening, I opened the fridge door too fast and a
long neck fell out and exploded.
Dog runs over to see what it was and starts lapping up
the beer.
From that night on, he would do whatever he could to
topple beers left on end tables or within reach of his
snout. I finally started filling a frisbee for him and
he stopped. Oh well…..
Loved the title to this thread.
Why are there only two doors on a chicken coop?
Because if it had 4 doors, it’d be a chicken sedan
Good thing there wuzn’t a car in the parking lot or he’d a driven himself home too!
@The Rat Fink, and going through a drive-through to get a burger on his way!
Mmmmm – BACON burger!
Door KNOBs, not lever latches.
ADA compliant door handles can be opened by dogs, and BEARS!
“They say dogs will find a way to communicate with you”
They should send that dog to O’Baja’s alma mater.
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Smarter than the average American congressman and a genius compared to several, who will remain nameless.
I guess he gets his own beers out of the fridge.
Now Mom knows where those leftovers are going. All this time she’s been blaming Junior. “But Mom. I didn’t eat the leftover pork chops.”
I had a Lab. She could open her chain link gate if you put a wire loop through the latch but didn’t twist it. Fortunately she didn’t have thumbs. Man she was a smart dog.
Bogey the wonder Lab can open every door in the house and jump up and open the latches on the side gates and push them open. Needless to say we’ve added a few locks in the house. Some of them actually face the improper direction on the door. But he can’t turn those little locks. Yet.
May they Never End the Happy Endings
Friend has a cat that can open doors with lever handles. Damnedest thing.
Angus (my bestest friend) cannot open doors, but he can sit and stare at me meaningfully until I do it for him
Those dogs are well known escape artists. Thus the nickname Great Disa-Pyrenees.
One evening, I opened the fridge door too fast and a
long neck fell out and exploded.
Dog runs over to see what it was and starts lapping up
the beer.
From that night on, he would do whatever he could to
topple beers left on end tables or within reach of his
snout. I finally started filling a frisbee for him and
he stopped. Oh well…..
Loved the title to this thread.
Why are there only two doors on a chicken coop?
Because if it had 4 doors, it’d be a chicken sedan