In one of the more vile episodes to recently transpire inside a 7-Eleven, a Florida man yesterday dumped a bucket containing human feces 
and urine inside a convenience store in St. Petersburg, according to police.
Investigators allege that Damian Simms, 41, arrived at the 7-Eleven around 1:30 AM Wednesday and proceeded to toss the slurry of human wasteon the floor of the business. The liquid splashed on merchandise valued at $28.
Pictured at right, Simms apparently obtained the waste from a portable toilet. “The defendant threw a bucket of port a potty liquid human feces and urine,” reported Officer Donald Ziglar.
In late-May, Simms was trespassed from the 7-Eleven and “returned tonight with a bucket of human feces,” wrote Ziglar, who noted an “indication of alcohol influence.” The incident was recorded by store security cameras.
And St. Pete is one of the better parts of Florida!
ht/ fdr in hell
What a shitty thing to do
There is a saying, “Instant ass hole, just add alcohol.”
In this case I suspect he’s there without adding the alcohol.
Maybe someone was on fire in there and he was only trying to help.
Thanks to progressives, we can’t institutionalize these assholes, so he will be out on the street in no time, cuz the jails are overcrowded, don’t ya know!
Gee, I hope he washed his hands
With a name like 7-11, he naturally assumed they wouldn’t mind if he played his own game of craps.
“The liquid splashed on merchandise valued at $28.”
I think the value ($28) of fecal and urine slurry was over priced.
But then again, it is a 7-11.
Oh come on! You’re pissing me. That shit never happens in Florida!
I dunno. Just leaving this to remind Mr. Hat to tell us what the Wizard of Oz thing was all about!
He never answered the wiz of Oz thing? 😀
I’ll remind him.
Thanks, MJA! Always looking out for us IOTWrs!
MerryMouse- Y/W.
If I remember correctly, (Fur can back me on this if I’m correct) the sepia toned part was done by painting the walls, floors, door and using sepia colored fabric, wig, etc in the room. When Dorothy opened the door, voila! everything outside was normal Color.
It was a very bad day my friend…some of that merchandise was under 5
years old…I spent countless hours changing the expiration dates
Wait! I know this guy! He’s running on the Democrat ticket for Congress, right?
Just me being me, I’d put on my best drill sergeant voice, and yell, “YOU DID WHAT!? TO MY STORE!? YOU WILL CLEAN IT UP, BY ROLLING IN IT WITH YOUR CLOTHES!! AND THEN YOU WILL LICK UP THE REST TO CLEAN THE FLOOR!! NOW MOVE!! MOVE!! MOVE!!