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Why the Hell are we relying on local police and forces outside of our military, to protect our military here at home?
This latest shooting at Ft. Hood is much like the first…our troops are incapacitated by not being allowed to carry weapons to defend themselves.
Far fewer would have been killed at Ft. Hood in 2009 and again today, if only each qualified soldier would have had a weapon to defend themselves and their fellow soldiers.
Just like in 2009 and again today, well, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.
I wonder if our president will declare this to be simply another example of “work place violence” like he did the first mass murder at Ft.Hood, committed by Nidal Hassan
Citizen Sugar Kane
Three Rain Men and a Baby (no, wait…MAD magazine did that already)
The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, The Kenyan.
The Airsoft Guns of Navaronne.
Our president wears a full metal plaid jacket.
The Italian Blow Job
There’d Something About Hairy Mary
Secondhand DandiLions
Free Slick Willy
Sorry…
how about
Pretty UGLY Woman?
Gone With the Fart Wind
Dancing Star Wars
Bayouwulf!
I swear, I was just cogitating on a Guns of Navaronne entry. Yours was better than anything I came up with. Awesome.
All the President’s GirlyMen
A Hard Day’s Shanghai Night
Cool Hand Job Luke
Planet of the Yard Apes
Death Panel Race 2000
The Dirty Dozen Underpants
The Dirty Dozen Eggs
Still Bourne Legacy
Executive Bathroom Decision
Obama The Hustler
The Men in Black Face
Obama, The American President…..I just took a crappy movie and made it much, much worse……
Fur, you better warm up that Photoshop program. I think you’ll have a full plate.
Patriot Missile Games
Control The Rifleman
The Longest Gerrymandered Yard
One Flew Over the Washington Cuckoo’s Nest
Banish The Rifleman
Patton Pending
Live and Let Die Pussy
Slum WeinerDog Millionaire
Fuck one flew over the Coo-coos nest
Stinky Goldfinger
Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Gengis Kahn
No Country for Dirty Old Men
The African Queen Latifah
A Clockwork Orange Soda
There’s Something About Mary Poppins
Really High Plains Drifter.
Really High Noon.
Obama’s Artificial Intelligence
Dirty Rotten Elected Scoundrels
The Slavemaster Patriot
Thelma, Louise, and Borock. (2014)
Spotted Dick Tracy
Space Bowling Balls
Uncle Tom Jones
Barry’s Gorillas in the Mist
The Adventures of Robin’ the Hood
The War Station Wagon
The Manhattan Socialism Project
Barney Eating Raoul
All the President’s Gay Men
The People Vs. Larry Skin Flynt
No Point of Return
The Pride and Prejudice of the Yankees
Gone With the Wind Farm
Obozo’s Warriors
Gay Pride and Prejudice
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
Lawrence Summers of Arabia
“Gone With the Wind Turbines”
Calling Dr. Zhivago
dirty rotten scoundrel Obama
A Time to Kill ACA
Wet Dreams from My Father
Easy Rider Reggie
Meet the Goat Fockers
Lost in Obama’s America
Total GM Recall
The Magic Skin Flute
The Blue Balls Brothers
Willy Wonka and the Sexual Chocolate Factory.
My Life as a Dog Eater
She Wore a Yellow Typewriter Ribbon
Meter Maid in Manhattan
Black Boob Belt Jones
Field of Pipe Dreams
Dirty Harry Balls (yeah, I’m siking pretty low)
White House Break Down
Billy Jack Wagon
Harry Mooch and the Hendersons
Boogie Picking Nights
Little Big Man Hole
its a wonderful life insurance
The Little Mermaid Massacre
Limitless Stupidity
the china pattern syndrome
Logan’s Fun Run
Healthcare Gladiator.
The Invisible Man Child
Pigs in Cyber Space
Mad Maxine Waters.
Gorillas in the Whitehouse Mist.
Meanwich Girls.
Barbarella (You can’t ruin that movie any worse than it already is by adding a word.)
A Fish Smell Called Wanda
The 13th Road Warrior
Thor Buttocks
Captain South America
The Rocky Obamacare Horror Picture Show
(now there’s a movie poster)
My Fair First Lady
Ann Barnhardt of Green Gables
The devil with the blue Lewinsky dress on
Soylent Green Enviroment
Choom Gangs of New York
Escape From New York,BFH
Braveheart Condition
Dirty Dances With Wolves
All Of The Presidents Gay Men
The Ten Executive Commandments
Get Out of Africa
The Day the Earth Stood Reletively Still
The Obamacare Enforcer
Ann Barnhardt, Get Your Gun
The Lone Ranger Rover
Kelly LeBrock’s Heros
The Pink Black Panther
When Harry Met Sally Field
Jungle Bunny Fever
Field Of Wet Dreams
That Annoying Thing You Do
Soylent Green Hornet
Finding Nemo Dead
Ferris Bueller’s Day Jacking Off
From Here To Socialist Eternity
Gone With The Passing Wind
It Happened One Election Night
License to Kill Obama
Rear End Window
The Best Years of Our Homosexual Lives
The Dental Bridge on the River Kwai
The Candy Caine Mutiny
The Fabulous Green Berets
Them! Democrats
Yellow Submarine Sandwich
Animal White House
Full Metal Polyester Jacket
The Selfie Terminator
Ice Cream Station Zebra
The Girly Boys From Brazil
Hot Tub Time Out Machine
Citizen Candy Kane
Singin In The Acid Rain
The Bee Sting
Some Mexicans Like It Hot
Raging Bull Shit
Die Viagra Hard
Good Will Duck Hunting
The Deer John Hunter
Gentle Ben Hur
The Gilbert Grapes Of Wrath
The Bourne Free Ultimatum
Gone With The Breaking Wind
Midnight Urban Cowboy
Five Easy Rider Pieces
Vanishing Point Break
When Valerie Met Barry
The Ghostbusters And Mister Chicken
Where Charlies Angels Go Trouble Follows
@Chalupa, you are the master! I bow to your prowess.(also cuz I’m tired) Good night.
Smokey And The Time Bandits
I’m just getting started Bayouwulf 😉
Leaving Las Vegas Vacation
Little Women Shop Of Horrors
Reservoir Dog Day Afternoon
Munster Go Home Alone
Little shop of women whores. There fixed it.
It’s A Wonderful Mad Mad Mad Mad World Life
Crack In The Wayne’s World
Kill Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Fast Times At Ridgemont High Noon
The Soda Jerk
The Naked Jungle Gun
The Kingpin And I
Office Space Odyssey
Million Dollar Baby Face
The Great Gatsby Race
Porky’s And Bess
The Lord of the C0ck Rings
National Lampoon’s Animal Haunted House
Days Of Heaven Can Wait
Raiders Of The Lost Boys Ark
A Fish Called Wanda Nevada
Do The Right Stuff Thing
True Grit Lies
The Wild Brady Bunch
The Bridges Of Billy Madison County
Chicken Wings of Desire
Barack Idiocracy
Barney and the backdoor gang.
ObamaCare Plan 9 from Outer Space
Gone With Passing The Wind
I Am Curious, Yellow Pages
Deep Throat Lozenges
Free Willy Wonka
The Longest Day Spa
Job Terminator
Tie Die Hard
Glengary Glen Bob Ross
Hair Extentions
Breaking Wind Away
Nancy Psycho
(the sequel featuring Norman Bates’ mom)
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang XXX
The Sound of Teutonic Music
Mildred Pierce Bush
(W’s long-lost wayward cousin)
It’s a Wonderful Suicidal Life
Christmas in Connecticut Bars
Singin’ In The Yellow Rain
Breakfast At Tiffany’s Barbershop
Breakfast Club Sandwich
The Thin Man Eats
To Have Pretzels, and Have Not
MichaelMoore Jaws
*scratch* that last one:
OPRAH Jaws
or
ROSIE Jaws
or
MOOCH Jaws
Cooking Network
[NO CHANGE TO THE TITLE]
All The President’s Men: OBAMA
Pretty Fat Woman
The Porno Shop Around The Corner
The Bank Blow Job
The Lion Sofa King
It’s A Mad Mad Mad Mad OCD World
Magnificent Seven Yogapants
Saving Private Ryans Privates
Triumph of the Will Rogers
S.W.A.T. Twat
Bravefart
E.B.T. (Sometimes, one letter is enough)
Created or Saved By the Bell
Muslim Taxi Driver
Twelve O’clock, Barack’s High
The Thin President’s Red Line
ScarfaceBook
Whacko Tobacco Road
To Kill a Mockingbird Lane
Wing and a Prayer Rug
Duck Dynasty, You Sucker!
Tar Sands of Iwo Jima
When Dirty Harry Met Sally
The Legend of Tea-Bagger Vance
Whitehouse Blackbeard
The Color Purple Lips
Planned Parenthood
Job Lockdown
Escape From New York Taxes
Brokebackdraft
The Butthurt Locker
The African Queen President
That Darn Cat Litter
The Island of no you can’t keep your doctor
There’s Something About The Virgin Mary
Economy is up in smoke
return of the Yeti
Live and Let Babies Die (the history of Planned Parenthood)
the sisterhood of the traveling pant suits
Throw Sasha’s momma from the train
Guess who’s not coming to dinnner
Freedom Gone In 60 Seconds
Reggie Love Story
BFH Escapes from New York
fart gone with the wind
Joe Biden Dirt
Dirty Harry Potter
Enemy Of The Police State
You’ve Got Junk Mail
The Mouse That Roared At Obama
The Wedding Invitation Singer
Jefferson Starship Troopers
Pink Panther President.
At the center, it is very flawed.
George Stephanopoulos Of The Jungle
Con Tiki Air
Robin Hood Men In Obama’s Tights
A Bug’s Windshield Life
The Manchurian Candidate Obama
The Halloween Mask Of Zorro
The Thin Red Obama Line
Ratatouille Waxman
Racist Snow White
North By Northwest Exit 5
Swedish Meatballs
The Man Never Knew Too Much
Fletch Lives Alone
The Blair Hillary Witch Project
Psycho Leftists
Sixth Grade Sense
American Hair Pie
Ten Things I Hate About You Democrats
iPhone Girl Interrupted
Ginger Often Snaps
Man’s Country for dirty old men
Illegal ALiens
Black Chicken Hawk Down
Monster’s Presidential Ball
Ocean’s Seven Eleven
Hedwig And The Angry Inch Worm
Spider Vein Man
The Road To Progressive Perdition
Blow Up Doll
The Sound Of Rap Music
My Street Fair Lady
A Hard Day’s Boogie Night
West Side Toy Story
Eyes Without A Scar Face
The Minimum Wages Of Fear
Hotel Rwanda Page
Mean Twitter Girls
Dawn Of The Dead Voters
It’s A Wonderful After Life
On Any Bloody Sunday
Billy Jack Ass
Brokeback To The Future Mountain
Larry King Kong
Nightmare On K Street
The Forty Year Old Virgin Olive Oil
Pride And Black Prejudice
Walk The Chorus Line
Cinderella Man Child
No Country For Old School Men
Sin Tax City
Aliens Of The Deep South
War Of The Third Worlds
Sisterhood Of The Traveling Mom Pants
The Taking Of Pelham 1+2+3 = 10
(common – rotten to the – core math)
The Breakfast At Tiffany’s Club
Midnight Cowboys and Aliens
Clams Casino Royale
An Inconvenient Distortion Of Truth
Little Miss Congeniality Sunshine
Superman Gift Returns
Charlotte’s Web Site
Orange Pulp Fiction
Wells Fargo
The Monster M*A*S*H
This sort of goofy shit was my bailiwick So, for old time’s sake ….
The Seven Samurai Delicatessens
Apocalypse Now, Voyager
Quo Vadis, Spartacus
Pork Chop Hill Billies
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane’s Pacifier
Bringing up Baby Food
The Road Warrior Diaries
Who Will Stop The Rain Man
They Shoot Up Horses, Don’t They?
I Never Sang For My Father’s Bris
Dirty Harry Reid
The Way We Were Deceived
Stalag 16 Candles
Annie Halls of Montezuma
Run Silent, Run Deep throat
Ferris Buehler’s Longest Day Off
Moby, The Bank Dick
Cabaret Sauvignon
The Butt Hurt Locker
The Rain Deer Maker Hunter
There Will Be Blood Pudding
The Dark Chocolate Knight
Crouching Tiger Woods, Hidden Dragon Lady
Iron Deficient Man
Dead Man Power Walking
Out of Network
Five Easy Pieces of Shit
The No Good, The Bad Brad and the Fugly
Deliverance Me From Evil
Saturday Night Blister Fever
Ramadeus-an
Tootsie Roll
Get Him To The Mad Greek
Kung Fu Panda Express
Oops, just noticed that got all dylexsic on one of them
– Saturday Night Fever Blister –
not that anybody cares since this thread is so long and so old. 🙂
Zero Dark Thirty % Approval
The Hunger Man Dinner Games
This Is Spinal Meningitis Tap
Some real wordplay genius on this thread. Here’s a best-of list stolen from this thread that takes only the ones that mock progressives, and there’s still 43 titles. Somebody needs to stop Chalupa before he blows a gasket. Or at least get him a Gatorade!
http://4gfc.wordpress.com/2014/04/03/best-of-ruin-a-movie-title/
Night Of The Living Dead Man Walking
Shakin – not stirred – Spear In Live
Slumlord Millionaire – The Valerie Jarrett Story
The Elephant RINO Man
The Killing Fields Of Dreams
Rain Forrest Gump
The Full Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Million Dollar Deficit Baby
Clinton’s Sex, Lies, And Videotapes
Hoop Dreams From My Father
Thanks for sharing our stuff on your site, Grunt!! Don’t worry – I’m almost tapped out 😉
The Wizard Of Dr. Oz
The Maltese Ford Falcon
Rosemary’s Baby Daddy
@ Chalupa – “I’m almost {spinal} tapped out”
C’mon ya light weight, don’t quit now, keep it goin’! 🙂
The French Dip Connection
Die Hard Battery
I gotta find some more movie lists Stirrin – let’s run this bitch to 500 ha ha
Malcolm Brand X
You got it. Will that set a new record?
Derp-ico
12 Years A Slave To Progressive Policies
Nah – we did over a thousand on Hush Hush Sweet Bacon.
The Lyin’ King
The Meghan McCain Mutiny
The First Lady Is A Tramp
Erin-Go-Braughkovich
The Joy Behar Bad Luck Club
The African Welfare Queen
(I may have duplicated someone else’s with that – sorry)
Got Milk?
In Like Larry Flynt
Life Of 3.1415926535
True Cheese Grits
The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button’s Beer
The Princess’ Bride – Or, How I Became the First Wookie
Stand By Me And Bobby Mcgee
Carrie On My Wayward Child
Kill The Bill (Bozocare)
Groundhog Days of Wine and Roses
On the China Town
A Beautiful Mind Your Own Business
Boys’ Chinatown
The Man Who Would Like To Be King
The Last Of The Slow-Mohicans
Gesundheit 9/11
Oh brother, Where In The Hell Art Thou?
Little Big Ego Man
Sleeper Cell
Kramer Vs. Cosmo Kramer
Hope Toilet Floats
Razing Arizona – The John McCain Story
Annie Get Your Gun Permit
The Endless Elke Sommer
Dances With Wolves In Sheep’s Clothing
The Summer Of 42 Executive Orders
ObamaMan Bites Dog
Austin Executive Powers – The Fag That Shagged US
OMG, Chalupa I had the very same thought
Annie, Get Your Gun Registered (and)
Johnnie Got His Gun Confiscated
Requiem For A Dream Act
The Kite Gun Runner
No changes needed here: Fast And Furious
Independence D-Day
The Last Samurai’s Warehouse
Shit, I just saw your comment about over a thousand comments. I’m giving up. Gotta get a life. Gotta get some work done so I can have a life.
Bringing up Rosemary’s Baby
I Know what You Did Last Summer of ’42
The Full Monty Python
One of the perks of being semi retired, Stirrin…I’ll keep it going.
We’re trawling the same comedy waters, Lennie 😉
High Colonic Sierra
Office Space Available.
Thanks Chairman O’.
In Cold Blood Pudding
Hells Angels In The Outfield
Bringing Up Baby Moose
Raging Bull Moose
Some all time greats from BFH
Elephant Man of La Mancha
Groundhog Day of The Jackal
Three Men And a Rosemary’s Baby
Breakfast Fight Club
The War Of The Guns n Roses
Fiddler On The Hot Tin Roof
The Color Clockwork Purple
The Russians Are Coming To America, The Russians Are Coming To America
Looking For Mr. Goodbar Tender
Guitarzan
Top Gun Control
An Officer And A Gentleman Jack
He’s Just Not That Into You, Capote
Rebel Without A Cause Anymore.
“I’ve got Obamacare. No more problems.”
Cracked Mirrors
All About Summer’s Eve
Robo Call Cop
300 Men and a Baby
Footloose On The Waterfront
Kevin Bacon challenges Johnny Friendly’s ban against dancing in the cargo holds of ships
Yentl Ben-Hur
Ben Yentl Hur
Dirty Harry and the Hendersons
Based on the theory that every movie ever made can be wrecked by adding the word “Yentl” to it
CasaYentlBlanca
Three Men and a Baby Yentl
Apocalypse now, Yentl
All About My Mother, Yentl
The Godfather, Part Yentl
2001: A Space Yentl
La Dolce Yentl
Touch of Yentl
Not a big Streisand fan, I must admit
Apocolypto Potamus
Soooo many good ones. Don’t know if he’d or not?!
Free Billy’s Willy Monica
Barefoot in the Park w/Barry & Reggie
Granny R. & James Brown in the Giant Peach
Executive Orders on Borders
On BO’s Good Ship Lollypop
The Obama’s Endless Summer/Winter Vacations
Deliverance, Please!
The Seven Itch(y) BOo
Edit: used not he’d!! Duh.
My Big Fat Greek Uncle’s Wedding
The Great Dictator Obama
Kenyans Coming To America
The Jerk Off
Debbie Does North Dallas 40.
Sorry. I used two words. Just thinking outside the box.
Gone With The Broke Wind.
The Living Daylights Pyongyang.
‘Cause “The Un” needs power for his video games.
Once Upon A Time In The West Bathhouse.
Obama’s Behind The Green Door.
Harry Reid And The Hendersons.
That’s my last one. I think I’ll leave on that note. 🙂
Eating Adam’s Rib.
The Yentl in Miss Jones
See, it even wrecks porn movies
Saturday Night Fever Blister
The Bad News Yogi Bears
The Rocky & Bullwinkle Horror Picture Show
Desperate Stepford Wives
The Towering Dante’s Inferno
Harold And Kumar And Maude
Fiddler On The Hot Tin Roof
Carnal Jeopardy Knowledge
Play Sierra Mist-y For Me
Duck Dynasty You Sucker
The Truman Capote Show
Gran Prix Torino
Hey Chalupa
If you count in all the multiple listings, (I have about 24 by myself) we’ve definitely gone over the 500 titles mark … which was your goal, right?
Which means you can turn off the word fragging part of your brain any time now 😀
Damn, you’re relentless
@chalupa & lennie – we’re at 468; 32 to go. I’ll see if I have any left in me. 🙂
Charlie Wilson’s War On Women
Mr. Ed, The Talking Horse Whisperer
Dead Men Don’t Wear Full Plaid Metal Jackets
The NSA Paper Trail Chase
Raiders Of The Lost Noah’s Ark
The Great Itsy Bitsy Santini Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini
Alice In Chains’ Restaurant
The 40-Year Old Virgin Olive Oil
The Devil In A Blue Dress Wears Prada
The Color Of Purple Money
The Cotton Candy Club Sandwich
Saps At Sea World
Welcome back Chalupa
Hotel California Suite Judy Blue Eyes
Reuben, Reuben, on Rye, Rye
Fist Full Of Other Peoples’ Dollars
Two Mules For Sister Sarah Palin
Down And Out In Beverly Hills Cop
The Blues Band Of Brothers
Up In Smoke With The High Plains Drifter
Catch Me In The Can (stolen from BFH)
I’m here Stirrin !!
Laughing Biscuits & Gravy
Thicker Than Vitamin Water
Pineapple Upsidedown Cake Express
A Day At The Submarine Races
The Hills Have Eyes For You
It’s A Returnable Gift
The Man On The Flying Buttress Trapeze
Dirty Dancing With The Stars
Never Give A Cock Sucker An Even Break
Robin Hood – Men In Black Tights
500 – My work here is done. 🙂
My Little Marshmallow Chickadee
Horseradish – on to a thousand!!
“You want to get nuts….let’s get nuts!!”
George Costanza
All right then, it’s a weekend long project. 😉
And Lennie – that’s why I post titles individually – they should each stand on their own merit 😉
It’s got to be done before Fur shuts posting on the thread down.
Iron Butterfly Man
Barney Frankenweenie (it’s a real movie, I promise)
The Fatal Glass Of Near Beer
The Frisbee Golf Specialist
You Can’t Cheat On An Honest Man
International Pancake House
Million Dollar Chicken Legs
Lilo & Stitch In Time Saves Nine
Eating Raoul Castro
007 – Octo Mom’s Pussy
Who’s Life Savings Is It Anyway?
Saving Private Ryan’s Seat
Saving Private Ryan’s Virginity
Saving Private Ryan’s 401K
Saving Private Ryan’s Place in Line
Octo Pussy Galore
Thrills aplenty as Pussy Galore and her seven twin sisters return to bedevil 007
Dr No Se
007 squares off against a villain who doesn’t seem to know much about anything
Why You Inglorious Basterds!!
Three Stooges get involved in a plot to assasinate Hitler
They Shoot Horses Don’t They, Moe?
Curly’s antics cause havoc at Depression Era Dance Marathon
Curly Top Gun
Shirley Temple* challenges Tom Cruise for top spot at Navy Fighter Weapons School
*(code name Little Miss Broadway)
WhyIoughta .. Do The Right Thing
Stooges’ shenanigans cause havoc during Brooklyn race riot
The “soitenly” gambit where any movie title that starts with “I” or “I’ll” or “You” or is a declarative sentence can be stoogified by adding the word, “soitenly”
Soitenly, I Know What You Did Last Summer
Soitenly, The Hills Have Eyes
Soitenly, I Am Curious (Yellow)
Soitenly, I Dreamed of Africa
Soitenly, I Remember mama
Soitenly, I Spit on Your Grave
Soitenly, You Only Live Twice
Soitenly, They Were expendable
Soitenly, I am Sam
One example where adding a word not only doesn’t wreck the movie, but greatly improves it
My First Fair Lady
Twerk Dances With Wolves
Thanks Bayouwulf for that visual inspiration.
Afterbirth of a Nation
Get Shorty’s Depends